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kate
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(They/She) Your writing and editing, queer, neurodivergent, northern, herbivore pal. Cat parent to Jolene 🐾
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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for…
A television on top of a large wooden chest of drawers, displaying an image of Leicester City manager Ruud van Nistelrooy, who’s wearing a big winter coat and jacket with a snood
February 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Whoever facilitated this Neighbours/Bouncer’s Dream shoutout, this 6Music Dad (TM) thanks you 💜
December 21, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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BRB, just waiting for Godot

(and these two)
Kate holds up a theatre programme in front of a stage which has the curtain drawn across it. The programme cover features a black and white photograph of the actors Lucian Msamati and Ben Whishaw, who have clearly been waiting for this Godot customer for a very long time indeed.
December 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Siri, play ‘It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year’
December 3, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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Some Thursday evening Jolene - seeing as she has blessed my real-world timeline, may she bless all of your virtual ones as well
Jolene, a black bobtail cat, sits on the very very corner of a wooden chest with paws very neatly aligned. She is looking very proud of the two tiny LEGO architecture models to the left of her, even though she clearly didn’t build them herself. A nature programme is playing on the TV behind her.
November 21, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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… So is it all going on over here now rather than at the haberdashery app or the extinct large tusked mammal app, then?

Hello again then from us, I guess. One of us rather more jovial about it than the other…
Kate, a gender fluid person with medium-length brown and blonde hair, smiles and takes a selfie with Jolene, a black bobtail cat who is sitting on a pile of multicoloured cushions stacked on the sofa. There are two TV remotes on the sofa in front of them both. Jolene does not look especially impressed by the whole setup, and is probably wondering where the Dreamies are.
November 14, 2024 at 4:29 PM