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@nostikvvvibes.bsky.social
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Hey now she will correct the record on whats important
Excerpt from Sydney Sweeney's controversial GQ interview from November 4 2025 -GQ Interviewer: How does using that tool change when you are more in the driver’s seat as a producer? I’m thinking about The Housemaid. You’ve been in sort of an understated wardrobe, playing a character who has only the clothes on her back. Then there’s a scene where you’re in this home theater and you’re wearing a push-up bra— -Sydney Sweeney: Not a push-up bra. It’s just my boobs.
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Achewood comic - January 17th 2003 [[Vlad's Subway. He is at the counter, talking to Theodor.]] Vlad: Listen, Teodor. This Jared business, is terrible marketink idea. Vlad: Who wants to be this dork, with his stupid face and total wiener personality? This man, he has sex appeal of biscuit with two shits inside. [[Close up on Teodor]] Teodor: Well, he doesn't really make me feel good about food, if that's what you're saying
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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The article probably is but the headline is quite understated, would seem complimentary if you didnt know it was the DM.
A photo of Rama Duwaji in the Daily Mail with the headline "The new Queen of New York - whose husband is Trump's worst nightmare"
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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What happened?
Michael Rapaport with his big old irish head despite not being irish in the cold open for the music video H20's What Happened?
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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We should all have a healthy relationship with technology like Em and Mox.
Instagram story from Renee Paquette about her husband Jon Moxley. Text: "Jon 'accidentally' threw his phone in a bonfire last night. And odds are he woll never get another phone. Send carrier pigeons. We may never hear from hom again" Pictured is a fire-damaged phone
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Michael Rapaport posting the screaming lib gif in response to Mamdani winning
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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This is how Dick Cheney went out
The music video for Without Me. Eminem is in an informercial for some kind of 30 minute abs parody wearing a big shiny suit. Hooked up to the machine is a stand in for Dick Cheney. Hilarity ensues.
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Classic experience of the working family taking weekend trips to the Marbopolis
SNL sketch Mike's Marbopolis where Scarlett Johannson tries to sell you some Marble Columns
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Owned
A meme claiming to show differences between Ordinary People vs Creative People. The "ordinary" person is staring at a chicken cooking in an oven with a look of contentment. However the "creative" person is in awe as a red firebreathing dragon cooks their food. Also they are dressed like a library wiccan.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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They are good but they should cost as much as a regular Snickers for reasons (I want em)
Buttermilk Peanut Nougat Choccy Bar (it vegan)
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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"You probably love your stepdad."
Ruben Rapasa in the I Think You Should Leave Focus Group sketch
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Me:
Homer Simpson saying "Give her a break. Her husband was killed." in reference to Jackie O.
October 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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The first plumber in the analogy did this.
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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something something hunter biden
An extremely strung out Jared Leto in Lord of War trying to snort a line in the shape of ukraine
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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I have been working on something....
Get out of jail free card from monopoly
October 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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She dedicated her win to Trump.
María Corina Machado © @MariaCorinaYA Follow This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom. We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy. I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause! 8:34 AM • 10/10/25 • 30K View
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Plummcorp CEO Randall Thymes making an important purchase at a local 7/11 The purchase is one (1) Black & Mild and some Blackwoods (sic)
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The archbishop of canterbury is a WHAT????
David Horton fron Vicar Of Dibley
October 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Love that Don Callis Family 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️
A scene from the Adult Swim sketch "Too Many Cooks" showing an absurd amount of different characters in an 80/90s era American suburban living room. The bottom text says "Created by Drew & Yohanne Asparagus".
October 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Ummmm
A screen shot of nuncity.rip's post with a tag fron bluesky declaring him a suspected member of a terrorist organisation called antifa
September 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Where are you getting this stuff from?
Mr Burns checking his stock ticker with a worried look on his face.
September 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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An image from the BBC showing Rishi Sunak as Superman
September 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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No Redwall food porn for me. Enjoy this description of a flavourless beige smoothie with all the nutrients for the human animal.
Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99, the source of the concept of a flavourless colourless nutritionally complete beverage
September 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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But what if...
The same witty banter ad before but its between frasier and niles. I also use cordon bleu instead of fried chicken and call it a "doubler la mise" the french for double down
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM