Hahaha! I bet! Sorry you’re caught in the crossfire.
I hope it’s infinitely worse for her, though!

I, on the other hand, wish him nothing but “gay sex”, because I would rather this simpleton not reproduce as that would be better for society.

Gosh I hope so!

I press on the flush button and hoooooooooold it when this happens…I want to make sure they can’t hear the person they’re talking to and feel obligated to leave the washroom to have their phone convo, as they should!

Anywhere in public, to be honest!
Put that shit on vibrate or get earbuds!

Was it designed to look like a penis?