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Flabbergasted
@noshadowcantouch.bsky.social
🌊It’s a mad mad world out there when you butter your toast on the wrong side. Anxiety weighs heavy on my shoulders. Hold on to your butt cheeks; gonna be a bumpy ride. 🌊 I ALSO love Horror movies, Ozzy, Star Trek, and my 5 rescue dogs. Married. NO DM.
When your own words come back to kick you in the mouth.
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Shut up Mullin.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tellin the truth here. Lost many a friend over this.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Definitely ran slap out!
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This guy is a bumbling fool.
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I think I might be able to give this an honest effort.
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Yep! And he would let all the pretty blondes live.
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sad.
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Anyone try this?
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Patiently waiting for….
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This just in. Wow! I don’t recognize our government anymore.
October 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Well isn’t he a ray of sunshine. Claims the military should meet “gender neutral standards” as stated yesterday. Today he says male standards.
September 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Most brilliantance Pres. ever.
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Right!
September 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM