Jan
@norwegianjan.bsky.social
Amateur writer, lover of pizza, Viking and occasional stand-up comedy performer.
They're on something.
August 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
They're on something.
Absolutely. The first time I watched it I was in Amsterdam and the subtitles at the end were in Dutch, so I needed the second viewing on English soil to understand what had happened. 😁
June 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Absolutely. The first time I watched it I was in Amsterdam and the subtitles at the end were in Dutch, so I needed the second viewing on English soil to understand what had happened. 😁
This made me laugh like a loon. Thanks, I needed that today.
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This made me laugh like a loon. Thanks, I needed that today.
I remember seeing it at the cinema and there being an intro by someone but I forget who it was by now. The film thoroughly confused me. I had watched Twin Peaks and thought I'd be able to make at least 10% sense of Inland Empire. But no. 😀
January 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I remember seeing it at the cinema and there being an intro by someone but I forget who it was by now. The film thoroughly confused me. I had watched Twin Peaks and thought I'd be able to make at least 10% sense of Inland Empire. But no. 😀
Phew! Thought I'd lost my magic touch there for a second.
January 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Phew! Thought I'd lost my magic touch there for a second.
Haha. That is the correct response.
January 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Haha. That is the correct response.
It took such a great turn, I really enjoyed it.
December 6, 2024 at 10:58 PM
It took such a great turn, I really enjoyed it.
Many great inventions started with a typo. Sadly it's also why we never got the flakethrower or the melonvision.
November 15, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Many great inventions started with a typo. Sadly it's also why we never got the flakethrower or the melonvision.
As bright as the toxic flames coming out of the cat!
November 15, 2024 at 10:59 AM
As bright as the toxic flames coming out of the cat!
Wow. This is so nutty, I don't think even The Simpsons could've predicted it, let alone Nostradamus. (My phone tried to correct this to Nosferatu.)
November 15, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Wow. This is so nutty, I don't think even The Simpsons could've predicted it, let alone Nostradamus. (My phone tried to correct this to Nosferatu.)
This is great. My student loan back payment plan ends in 2035 so three years later I'll have the disposable income to pay for the inevitable skin grafting to repair my face after the cat has burst into flames right in front of me. Who says the future is bleak.
November 15, 2024 at 10:54 AM
This is great. My student loan back payment plan ends in 2035 so three years later I'll have the disposable income to pay for the inevitable skin grafting to repair my face after the cat has burst into flames right in front of me. Who says the future is bleak.
I'm intrigued by these cats and would love to know more. Let me know if you decide to go to the Dragons with your idea. It sounds purrfect. I'll get my coat.
November 15, 2024 at 10:48 AM
I'm intrigued by these cats and would love to know more. Let me know if you decide to go to the Dragons with your idea. It sounds purrfect. I'll get my coat.
I don't think there's much interest in a sequel to Day of the Tentacle, sadly. I would love some new IPs and some medium sized games. I think 8/10 of the last games I tested have been AAA titles. I'm as tired of testing those as I am of playing them. But who cares what a lowly QA tester thinks. 👀
November 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I don't think there's much interest in a sequel to Day of the Tentacle, sadly. I would love some new IPs and some medium sized games. I think 8/10 of the last games I tested have been AAA titles. I'm as tired of testing those as I am of playing them. But who cares what a lowly QA tester thinks. 👀
Up in da clerb we don't kick it to the cerb, we all fam and we be rawking.
October 25, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Up in da clerb we don't kick it to the cerb, we all fam and we be rawking.
You are enough. In fact, you're a bit too much. Could you dial it back a bit? Oh and happy birthday and sorry about your aunt's leg.
October 25, 2024 at 12:29 PM
You are enough. In fact, you're a bit too much. Could you dial it back a bit? Oh and happy birthday and sorry about your aunt's leg.
Hi Andy! I'm a QA tester (Localisation) looking to break into the industry as a writer. I didn't work on the VR Horizon game but I did work on Zero Dawn and the DLC, Forbidden West and the DLC for that too! (I did both Functionality and Localisation testing on the sequel so I'm credited twice.)
October 19, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Hi Andy! I'm a QA tester (Localisation) looking to break into the industry as a writer. I didn't work on the VR Horizon game but I did work on Zero Dawn and the DLC, Forbidden West and the DLC for that too! (I did both Functionality and Localisation testing on the sequel so I'm credited twice.)
I'm incredibly warm, maybe I have a fever. If it means I get to stay on bsky I'll take no remedies for it.
October 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I'm incredibly warm, maybe I have a fever. If it means I get to stay on bsky I'll take no remedies for it.
I had a manager who said him and another manager were running late. 10 mins late. New message, another 10. An hour went by and no meeting was had. Some people were in the office and went back to their desks, some WFH folk stayed in the call, some left it. Amateur hour. Just cancel the meeting.
October 11, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I had a manager who said him and another manager were running late. 10 mins late. New message, another 10. An hour went by and no meeting was had. Some people were in the office and went back to their desks, some WFH folk stayed in the call, some left it. Amateur hour. Just cancel the meeting.
You just can't trust Big Fraud, they're only looking after their own interests.
October 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM
You just can't trust Big Fraud, they're only looking after their own interests.
Sounds like a Temu product.
October 8, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Sounds like a Temu product.
Probably easier to clean the office, it's hard to get up in the ol' orifice without assistance. Or so I've heard.
September 21, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Probably easier to clean the office, it's hard to get up in the ol' orifice without assistance. Or so I've heard.
Ah, I remembered hearing about this and then I forgot to actually watch it. Guess I'm part of the problem.
September 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Ah, I remembered hearing about this and then I forgot to actually watch it. Guess I'm part of the problem.
No recruitment test? Lucky break!
September 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
No recruitment test? Lucky break!