Norvernmonkeyboy.bluesky.social
@norvernmonkeyboy.bsky.social
Wit, raconteur, ladies' man and delusionist.
Well we don't trust you. Polanski said he wanted the UK to uncouple from American dominance of NATO. Something Trump is already doing for us.
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Well we don't trust you. Polanski said he wanted the UK to uncouple from American dominance of NATO. Something Trump is already doing for us.
Yeah, we know how much Starmerbots don't like having their views challenged. Just ask Andy Burnham. But carry on with your wild accusations, they're certainly more colourful than your political opinions.
January 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Yeah, we know how much Starmerbots don't like having their views challenged. Just ask Andy Burnham. But carry on with your wild accusations, they're certainly more colourful than your political opinions.
Wes Streeting will be pleased. It's hard to argue against the flag shaggers when they question the integrity and competence of this Labour government.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Wes Streeting will be pleased. It's hard to argue against the flag shaggers when they question the integrity and competence of this Labour government.
Oh, it's misogyny now. My goodness, that escalated quickly. Always does from those devoid of wit, insight and intelligence. C'est la vie. ( That's french, by the way)
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Oh, it's misogyny now. My goodness, that escalated quickly. Always does from those devoid of wit, insight and intelligence. C'est la vie. ( That's french, by the way)
And those are your words, not mine.
January 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
And those are your words, not mine.
Passive aggressive apologies at the start of a message deserve what they get. Fire with fire n all that.
January 25, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Passive aggressive apologies at the start of a message deserve what they get. Fire with fire n all that.
Doesn't burst my bubble at all, sweetie. Merely stating the facts
January 25, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Doesn't burst my bubble at all, sweetie. Merely stating the facts
Why isn't there a father's day?
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Why isn't there a father's day?
As Farage is to the olds, Polanski is to the young. One offers a return to a (mythical) past, one offers hope of a different future. One appeals to hatred, the other, love. One is an idealist, the other a massive cunt. Tough call.
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 PM
As Farage is to the olds, Polanski is to the young. One offers a return to a (mythical) past, one offers hope of a different future. One appeals to hatred, the other, love. One is an idealist, the other a massive cunt. Tough call.
The 2 traitors were top drawer but who cared about any of the other characters. Maybe Jessie and Harriet but the rest were just 'meh'. It certainly suffered coming so soon after the slebs version. It would be better if they alternated between the 2 every other year.
January 24, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The 2 traitors were top drawer but who cared about any of the other characters. Maybe Jessie and Harriet but the rest were just 'meh'. It certainly suffered coming so soon after the slebs version. It would be better if they alternated between the 2 every other year.
Guardian says the same. This series was weak, it's true.
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Guardian says the same. This series was weak, it's true.
The final was great, but I've found the series underwhelming. Too many "players' and people wanting their moment on screen. It's what everyone feared would happen after S1, it just took a couple more seasons to get there
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 AM
The final was great, but I've found the series underwhelming. Too many "players' and people wanting their moment on screen. It's what everyone feared would happen after S1, it just took a couple more seasons to get there
I bailed after 3 or 4 episodes of S1. They were all so tedious. Maybe I'll start again but from S3 this time.
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I bailed after 3 or 4 episodes of S1. They were all so tedious. Maybe I'll start again but from S3 this time.
I concur with this. I love them
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I concur with this. I love them
Top darts.
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Top darts.
He didn't look particularly perturbed, immediately after shooting her. The cunt.
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
He didn't look particularly perturbed, immediately after shooting her. The cunt.
USA, because there's slightly less of a language barrier.
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
USA, because there's slightly less of a language barrier.
My youngest refuses to watch b&w films because the people in them all look the same, sound funny and all the men wear hats
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My youngest refuses to watch b&w films because the people in them all look the same, sound funny and all the men wear hats
One of my many reasons why I don't use them
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
One of my many reasons why I don't use them
Yes, I am exceptional, thanks for noticing. Now quote me where I say there are no other issues at stake. Or, preferably, don't bother as I'm exceedingly bored now.
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yes, I am exceptional, thanks for noticing. Now quote me where I say there are no other issues at stake. Or, preferably, don't bother as I'm exceedingly bored now.
Those were TWO examples of my own; there were many others swapped while we sat waiting around for hours on end in the jury pool. But seeing as your comprehension is as strong as your maths there'd be little point relating them.
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Those were TWO examples of my own; there were many others swapped while we sat waiting around for hours on end in the jury pool. But seeing as your comprehension is as strong as your maths there'd be little point relating them.
Heh. Last year I got in contact with Helen Sharman, the first Brit in space. She lived nearby, I figured she must be old now and would probably be honoured to come in to our school to chat to the children as part of our Space topic and relive her glory days - £10,000.
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Heh. Last year I got in contact with Helen Sharman, the first Brit in space. She lived nearby, I figured she must be old now and would probably be honoured to come in to our school to chat to the children as part of our Space topic and relive her glory days - £10,000.
My fellow jurors seemed decent sorts but only half of them ever spoke to offer an opinion. They just went with the flow to get it over and done with.
December 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My fellow jurors seemed decent sorts but only half of them ever spoke to offer an opinion. They just went with the flow to get it over and done with.
Er, that wasn't my point. You're exactly why I think letting anyone with a pulse serve on a jury is a bad idea. Vibes are no substitute for facts, but so much easier to understand for the hard of thinking.
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Er, that wasn't my point. You're exactly why I think letting anyone with a pulse serve on a jury is a bad idea. Vibes are no substitute for facts, but so much easier to understand for the hard of thinking.
Who are these 'all' of which you speak?
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Who are these 'all' of which you speak?