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Lane Noita
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Constantly fighting the urge to bolt for the forest and restart my life as a creature of local folklore. 🍄
Antichrist Vibes
August 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Meanwhile, we're getting snow and freezing rain as I curse Heiki Lunta under my breath.
April 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My heart cries at the abandonment of aesthetics in modern architecture. But nobody, let's make everything a big glass box. (>_<)
April 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
She's coming down to eat faces. So many to go through.
April 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You'd think that, with all those tech guys on payroll, one of them would know how to use photoshop. Not even willing to make anything better than half-ass slopaganda.
April 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Temu Antichrist is now going to be my go-to term for him. Better than The Cheeto; why would I compare him to something I like?
April 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I told my (very Christian) mom the same thing. She said he's too dumb to be the antichrist. That's the thing: it's an easy test, and so many are still failing it. *sigh* I hate that glorified fandom.
April 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
You can safely try cultivated enoki. Should be able to find them in any Asian market (and some standard markets, too). They come fresh or canned usually, maybe dried too, idk.
January 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Enoki are edible, and if you like east Asian food, you may have eaten some already. Cultivated enoki look much different. Big issue with wild foraging is that there's a look-alike that is deadly, a species of galarina.
January 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What's stopping you from starting now? The beard takes time, but the other elements are obtainable. That and a little boldness to start out, but that gets easier in time.
December 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
December 21, 2024 at 3:50 AM
They dry well, if you get them in the dehydrator once you get back from foraging.
December 21, 2024 at 3:44 AM
There's a man behind those tits. Waaaaaaaay behind.
December 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Ron just doesn't want people gawking at his big naturals. Makes him uncomfortable to be sexualized like that. Very demure XD
December 21, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Told my mom that, if I still believed, I'd think t-Rump was the Antichrist. She said the Antichrist would be smarter, and I'm like, "That's my point: It was an easy test, and our sorry excuse for 'christians' keep failing it!"
December 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM