Soon, all NASA will be releasing are back seasons of Road Rules and advertisements for Trump 'perfume', unfortunately.

If you're supporting pedophiles, we'd believe it.

Who cares about the constitution, child rape, or brown kids that aren't mine! I've got popes to murder, Catholic doctrine to shred, and an immigrant mother in law I'm hoping no one will notice while I denaturalize everyone else's!

Brits beg to disagree on both counts.

*that's* your takeaway?? Also, maybe you need to do a quick Google about the difference between 'nob' and 'knob'.

Who fucking cares there's a literal coup happening you nobs

Fudgy chocolate sheet cake from Smitten Kitchen

Kloster, n., a gathering of perineal cysts

Axis IIs diagnoses gotta axis II, you know?

It's almost like wealth is the thing that matters most ....

The cognitive dissonance involved in issuing this order and confirming an alcoholic r*pist television host as Sec. Def just breaks my brain.