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Northern Spies
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She/her. Old enough to be your weird aunt. One girlfriend, two cats, three daily allergy meds.
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Four panel Calvin and hobbes comic. All four panels depict Calvin sitting at a school desk taking a test. First panel has test question 2+7= _. Second panel depicts Calvin writing "7 cannot answer this question, as it is against my religious principles." Third panel has Calvin admiring his work. Fourth panel has Calvin saying "it's worth a shot."
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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I'm in the North Bay and there's so many here. They come right up to my screen door and drive my cats nuts.
A wild turkey walking across green grass. In the background are trees and the Carquinez Straight.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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OH BABY THIS TOWN RIPS THE BONES FROM YOUR BACK
IT'S A DEATH TRAP, IT'S SUICIDE RAP
Pope Leo speaking or singing into a microphone with his eyes closed. He is surrounded by other clergy.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House.
Photo of the Las Vegas White Castle fast food restaurant. It is a vaguely castle shaped two story building with additional third story turrets. It is evening the the building is brightly lit with white lights. A large neon sign of a fork is to the left.
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Jurgen, son of a civil rights lawyer, will take the case. He's been there- his ears were recently cleaned without his consent.
Jurgen, a grey cat, lays on a black cat bed on a walnut desk. Jurgen's eyes are closed. He has one hind paw dangling off the bed and resting on a computer mouse. His ears are dirty as this photo was taken shortly before the Cleaning.
October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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More loud avian neighbors.
Photo of a turkey standing with wings closed. In the background are trees beginning to turn to their autumn colors. Further back is a body of water.
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Neighborhood rooster sure is feeling chatty this morning and has at least one appreciative fan.
Gomez, a large black cat, sits upright with an alert expression. He has large yellow green eyes and his black fur is lightly rusted into a reddish brown by the sunlight.
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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That stolen sip of my iced latte was evidently delicious.
Gomez, a large black cat, licks his lips with a bright pink tongue. He is seated on a black cat bed on top of a glass-topped desk. Behind him is a sunny window with bushes outside.
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Meanwhile the day after Melissa Hortman, her husband, and their dog were assassinated we have a distant second fiddle and no images to Trump parade puffery.
The New York times front page June 15, 2025, the day following the assassination of Minnesota state representative Melissa Hortman and her husband. The headline about Horman's murder plays second to a headline and featured photos about Trump and his military parade.
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Compare with the day after Melissa Hortman was assassinated.
The New York times front page June 15, 2025, the day following the assassination of Minnesota state representative Melissa Hortman and her husband. The headline about Horman's murder plays second to a headline and featured photos about Trump and his military parade.
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Ina garden wearing a blue chambray shirt, surrounded by blue hydrangeas.
September 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Daily hotboxing the cat with his nebulizer meds is going so well!
A large black cat in a plastic storage tote. He is surrounded by a foggy mist.
August 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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🇨🇦 Officially Canadian! 🇨🇦
Emoji illustration of a popped champagne bottle expelling a maple leaf
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Just going about my day normally and then remembering my citizenship ceremony is Monday is surreal and amazing.
Emoji kitchen image of a pale pink unicorn with dark orange hair. It is raining maple leaves around them
July 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Can I be real for a minute?
Photo of a maned wolf. They are a reddish brown canid with large triangular ears that stand up. Their legs are very long and fade from brownish red to black. They look like a cross between a fox and a gazelle.
July 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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This is where I post from
The set of The Good Place. The building is a shop called "Yogurt Yoghurt Yogurté." Two chairs are set next to a table in front.
July 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Once again obsessing over this tile titled "Bear in the Birches" based on Charly Harper's work.
Screenshot of an Instagram post from Motawi Tileworks. The tile in the photo is white, black, and brown. It depicts a bear behind birch trees.
June 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Without downloading anything where are you mentally?
Photo of a beige and brown mug lying in green grass. The mug reads "I ate all my sister's hit clips on 2001 & now I have ADHD."
June 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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"Sasuke has become Catholic" meme template. Black background. On the left it says "Microsoft Teams has become Catholic" in aqua letters. In the center is a blue cross. On the right is the Microsoft Teams logo, two limbless representations of humans and a large letter T.
May 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Tonight's agenda? Favorite Vactican-approved movie about Chicago.
Screenshot of a portion of the wikipedia page about the movie The Blues Brothers. It reads "On the 30th anniversary of the film's release, L'Osseevatore Romano (the daily newspaper of Vatican City State) wrote that the film is filled with positive symbolism and moral references that can be related to Catholicism, adding that The Blues Brothers "is a memorable film, and, judging by the facts, a Catholic one."
May 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Tweet that ABC News confirmed Pope Leo XIV is a Cubs fan
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Sr. Agnes, played by Isabella Rossellini, assists Cardinal Lawrence, played by Ralph Fiennes, with a copy machine in 2024 film Conclave. The caption on the gif is a four star review from letterbox which reads "best third act use of a photocopier since Regina George in Mean Girls." Lawrence wears cardinal choir dress and a red zucchetto. Agnes wears a navy blue and black habit.
April 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Evergreen tweet
Screenshot of a tweet from @/agraybee which reads "Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult concert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the Eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
April 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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No cheating, post the last photo of your pet!
Gomez, a large black cat, has his muzzle buried in the ear of Jurgen, a standard sized grey cat. The cats are in a sunny room on rug in front of a coffee table.
March 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Do it, we have emoji kitchen and it's full of the weirdest combinations you can imagine
A goat emoji wearing a snake emoji as a scarf
February 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM