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North Grasse Mystery Farm
@northerngrasse.bsky.social
Bantam Chickens. Cannabis Anarchist and advocate. Retired Computer Nerd. Former Trucker. Yarn Extrusion Operator. Father.

From the arctic tundra of St. Lawrence County, Northern NY.

Oh won't you come with me to the place where angels fear to fly.
Two fun (backyard) chicken facts.

1. A chicken doesn't need a reason to die.

2. Roosters will crow whenever they want. 3am, sure thing buddy.
March 29, 2024 at 4:53 PM
#backyardchickens

Hasn't been much of a winter, though we did get are sub zero Temps. The crew has survived but Beatrice (left) been sneezing for two months now. Never progresses and she eats and drinks like a horse.
February 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Oh boy, it's an election year.
February 15, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Cull the BoD. Corporations are just soulless entities fueled by the garbage humans who breed like vermin. We've neglected to pest control are own, and thus drown in a sea of mediocre bragging over a fictional number.
February 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
This shit was so common back in the day. Here is Massena we had the Aluminum Company of America aka ALCOA, build its 5th mass scale smelter thanks to a canal and hydro dam project. They bought up all the surplus canal land and built homes and sold them to their new workers.
January 26, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I'm growing, and anyone wants to argue with me can help feed the plants with their disgusting corpses. We've waited long enough.
January 25, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Chickens are metal.

In the chicken world, you are friend while you are alive. The second you are not alive, you become food and will be eaten.

That's chicken life.

#backyardchickens
January 6, 2024 at 6:24 AM
I mean you're not wrong, but they are still idiots. #backyardchickens
December 31, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Backyard chicken ownership is not for the weak of heart. Literally. Chickens have heart condition issues and will up and die for no apparent reason or warning.

Then of course everything else just wants to eat them.
December 28, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Merry Xmas.

Here in Grasselandia, we feast, open gifts, and then reduce those who have passed us in the Backyard Chicken bracket in a viking funeral fueled by the waste of gifts.

Cipher be praised, return the soul back to Mother Earth.
December 25, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Fun fact. Man has created a specific breed of chicken known as the broiler chicken. It grows to maturity in 3 months, will endlessly eat and if not culled will grow so fat that its legs won't support it, and typically die under a year.

Where is your God now lol.
December 23, 2023 at 9:17 PM
I always tak about how l am in the middle of no where and disconnected from the mainstream USA, and this map came up that shows why. Heart is me and the circle is the southern half of St. Lawrence Valley. All those mountains south are like no man's land, the ADK Park.
December 23, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Tina also lost all the feathers on her head because Superfly realized he had a penis. Come spring we are going to see what happens egg wise
December 21, 2023 at 1:18 AM
In other backyard chicken news, we lost our brown sebright Pox last week. No signs of sickness or issues, just dead sitting in a nesting box. Another fun backyard chicken facts. They just die. For no apparent reason. Chickens have heart issues cause they are food to all.
December 21, 2023 at 1:16 AM
The Doors. Riders on the storm.

Chickens in the snow.

#backyardchickens
November 20, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Words being exchanged. #backyardchickens
November 13, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Our flock so far. #backyardchickens

Kid keeps stealing my electronics (she is 4) which has killed my post frequency. Stay tuned though.
November 9, 2023 at 4:39 PM
FYI if you say or hashing #backyardchicken it will appear on the "Backyrd Chickens of Bsky" feed. Show me them cocks (or hens).

Tina demands it.
November 3, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Since I was 13.
November 3, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Ah yes. The day after propaganda from the Massena (NY) Village Police. Even if it did happen no one is purposely handing out expensive edibles. To note the Dept made national news for an officer damaging someone's car while serving a warrant in their house and their former chief is a crack head.
November 1, 2023 at 1:43 PM
October 26, 2023 at 1:05 PM
The discourse on backyard chickens via FB is something on its own.
October 24, 2023 at 1:38 PM
October 23, 2023 at 3:49 PM
System Test.

Bantam Chickens.
Backyard Chickens.
Multi User Dungeons.

Also my current general interests for the Fall of 2023.
October 22, 2023 at 5:19 PM
October 21, 2023 at 2:44 AM