Craig
@northbloke.bsky.social
I didn't know streets had a crotch - will have to look harder...
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I didn't know streets had a crotch - will have to look harder...
Time to start wearing your Lara Croft shorts again!
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Time to start wearing your Lara Croft shorts again!
I'm just glad the broom handle continued through his legs!
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm just glad the broom handle continued through his legs!
Problem is, it's not the under 16s that keep falling for all the pro-Brexit and stop the boats propaganda.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Problem is, it's not the under 16s that keep falling for all the pro-Brexit and stop the boats propaganda.
Is that the new Tom Ford fragrance?
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Is that the new Tom Ford fragrance?
What a coincidence, there was a massive tour group being given a Dada tour at Tate Modern....they didn't look like they were enjoying it...
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What a coincidence, there was a massive tour group being given a Dada tour at Tate Modern....they didn't look like they were enjoying it...
You're going to critique films using dance now?!
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You're going to critique films using dance now?!
See, that's how caring he is - he even wants your sleep paralysis demon to have a friend!
September 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
See, that's how caring he is - he even wants your sleep paralysis demon to have a friend!
Do either have incredibly low standards? Otherwise I'm not seeing it....
September 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Do either have incredibly low standards? Otherwise I'm not seeing it....
Just double checking, before I book my holiday for next week, what's the legal definition of stalking in Germany? 😇
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just double checking, before I book my holiday for next week, what's the legal definition of stalking in Germany? 😇
You can come flamethrower my eggs any time! 😍
August 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
You can come flamethrower my eggs any time! 😍
Admit it, it's just a bunch of these switches isn't it?
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Admit it, it's just a bunch of these switches isn't it?
Best send them my apologies then. I just farted...
August 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Best send them my apologies then. I just farted...
Why, are they a fan too?
July 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Why, are they a fan too?
How about a stick sofa effigy?
July 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
How about a stick sofa effigy?
Congratulations on the new home!
July 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Congratulations on the new home!
Careful, I celebrated queer sloth 20 years ago, and I'm still stuck in it!
July 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Careful, I celebrated queer sloth 20 years ago, and I'm still stuck in it!
If I'm reading those emoji correctly, that's disgusting! Keep that filth on Twitter thankyouverymuch!
June 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If I'm reading those emoji correctly, that's disgusting! Keep that filth on Twitter thankyouverymuch!
But JK can't be a racist, some of her best moulds are black!
June 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
But JK can't be a racist, some of her best moulds are black!
Reminds me of the local mating call here: "Brace yourself, honey!"
May 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reminds me of the local mating call here: "Brace yourself, honey!"
The smoking hot do what to Etna?! You leave her alone!
May 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The smoking hot do what to Etna?! You leave her alone!
Turn it into a scratch n sniff?
April 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Turn it into a scratch n sniff?