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Al
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I recommend heavy subtext to keep the adults entertained
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Oh I read this as Bilbo's "Ring Unwrapped" as he used the item of unspeakable evil to hide from those pesky Sackville-Bagginses!
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Serves them right for having the solidity of oak wood. I still bear the scars from the neep lanterns of my childhood.
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ngl if something was going to motivate to fix a live bug at speed, the threat of the Lurking Green Owl hovering in my peripheral vision might just do it
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Don’t forget “Exploring Hawaii by Sea: Canoes and Volcanoes”
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Sounds like a pain.
October 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Have you checked whether it was signed for by your receptionist* ?

* - Spooky
August 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Exciting!
August 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Swarms.
Locusts, frogs, murder bees, lava beetles; the trick is to summon a *lot* of them. Enough to utterly devastate agriculture and civilised life. Cleanse the world for whatever’s next.
July 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
‘Useful phrases for the murder mystery writer abroad’ (my cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books)
July 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
With the voice of the filling & the voice of the crust, they’d say “eating the pie of the week is unjust!”
July 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Did you just start a new project instead of actually finishing one?”
July 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I choose to believe that's all the same plot, and there'll be 200 pages of the Wyvern Nationalists debating the Formicidae Maximus Party on the floor of the Senate. Disappointed if not.
June 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM