I worked retail for years, and I’m ace. Every version of Santa, Baby is trash. Luckily I had the way and the will to mute store speakers to protect my peace. Unless you know me irl, then I don’t know why the store got quiet periodically 😇

Come joins us Reds fans in our old crank talk about the good ole days

First starting out, I’d have to play hours long phone tag or in person beg my doctor’s office and the pharmacy so they could sort out whose turn it was to inch my renewal along against my insurance every couple months. All while my supply of Being a Person pills dwindled by the day

Not enough people stood for her rendition of Ease on Down the Road at the Oscars, but I haven’t heard anything lately

My thoughts re burger: it has to be ground beef And be on a bun to be a burger. Neither alone is enough to make it qualify

Yeah I feel like this is for the people further down the poem. I’m already gone if this starts affecting the average bluesky user

Oh WE know he needed more research. HE just didn’t think so

Make Some Noise 💖💖💖

Nah the director said he already knew enough about Mexico. No further research necessary

“Oh I see! You think I took vows yesterday? You’re a ringer!” XD

Not a chance in hell

Mary Lazarus had such good zingers! “We can’t leave it up to the feds!” lives in my head always ^_^

“You ever feel like you have to be yourself or you’ll absolutely bust?”

She is everything

May they never run out of cinder blocks

I have less faith in humanity as a whole than I used to, but human beings are still extraordinary 💖💖💖

If it helps, I’m less than 5 feet and only going to get shorter