NormHal
@normhalhueman.bsky.social
🔞NO MINORS🔞 | 21 | He/Him | Traditional artist | We do a little big & farty belly sketching... Mostly repubs though—
I was just forced to cough up $20 to DHL for a useless import fee on something that was slated to have "FREE" Shipping. Fuck off, UPS is better, and I'm never using DHL for as long as I can stand it.
And you know what it was for? A $5 picture of a FARTING SKUNK
And you know what it was for? A $5 picture of a FARTING SKUNK
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I was just forced to cough up $20 to DHL for a useless import fee on something that was slated to have "FREE" Shipping. Fuck off, UPS is better, and I'm never using DHL for as long as I can stand it.
And you know what it was for? A $5 picture of a FARTING SKUNK
And you know what it was for? A $5 picture of a FARTING SKUNK
My workplace is officially out of pennies & now my counting is terrible. Ronald Thump from Rugrats wouldn't have done this. He would've found a new material to print the pennies with so the exact change would still be used.
Then again. Ronald Q Thump still has a brain compared to what we ended with
Then again. Ronald Q Thump still has a brain compared to what we ended with
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My workplace is officially out of pennies & now my counting is terrible. Ronald Thump from Rugrats wouldn't have done this. He would've found a new material to print the pennies with so the exact change would still be used.
Then again. Ronald Q Thump still has a brain compared to what we ended with
Then again. Ronald Q Thump still has a brain compared to what we ended with
I'll give him this Mounds bar I found that fell from the sky
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'll give him this Mounds bar I found that fell from the sky
"Damn girl, fine, I can take the hint!"
*Places a giant pot of five bean chili onto her jaw, then pours without missing a drop*
*Places a giant pot of five bean chili onto her jaw, then pours without missing a drop*
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Damn girl, fine, I can take the hint!"
*Places a giant pot of five bean chili onto her jaw, then pours without missing a drop*
*Places a giant pot of five bean chili onto her jaw, then pours without missing a drop*
And a Happy Thanksgiving to fellow picky eaters everywhere 🫶
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And a Happy Thanksgiving to fellow picky eaters everywhere 🫶
In that case, I have an idea.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In that case, I have an idea.
I mean, if you think I am, I won't deny the comment.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I mean, if you think I am, I won't deny the comment.
I'm obsessed with this clip 😭
I think Bo's got this a little backwards
I think Bo's got this a little backwards
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm obsessed with this clip 😭
I think Bo's got this a little backwards
I think Bo's got this a little backwards
A little gift sketch for @mintyotie.bsky.social bc I can't get Dairyair out of my mind (you know it's gotten bad when it made me DRAW SOMETHING)
Seems like you've made him a little peeved... Shame, since he just had one HEFTY lunch, too~
Seems like you've made him a little peeved... Shame, since he just had one HEFTY lunch, too~
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A little gift sketch for @mintyotie.bsky.social bc I can't get Dairyair out of my mind (you know it's gotten bad when it made me DRAW SOMETHING)
Seems like you've made him a little peeved... Shame, since he just had one HEFTY lunch, too~
Seems like you've made him a little peeved... Shame, since he just had one HEFTY lunch, too~
my first anthro. drew him as a little sketch since I was feeling artsy tonight ✏️
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my first anthro. drew him as a little sketch since I was feeling artsy tonight ✏️
OML IS THE LAST ONE A REFERENCE TO DEDEDE'S WHEELIE IN THE ORIGINAL GAME?
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
OML IS THE LAST ONE A REFERENCE TO DEDEDE'S WHEELIE IN THE ORIGINAL GAME?
Actually this reminds me—primarily bc I've had nobody to tell this to—but I saw this REALLY cool Weird Al themed pinball table at an arcade in the big city a few weeks ago. The table itself rolls above this interactive screen that changes displays as you play it, themed to different Weird Al songs.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Actually this reminds me—primarily bc I've had nobody to tell this to—but I saw this REALLY cool Weird Al themed pinball table at an arcade in the big city a few weeks ago. The table itself rolls above this interactive screen that changes displays as you play it, themed to different Weird Al songs.
Bored and not tired, anyone wanna see Garfield play the banjo?
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Bored and not tired, anyone wanna see Garfield play the banjo?
Oh goodie, I'm gonna be thinking of Shelby now tonight 😭
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Oh goodie, I'm gonna be thinking of Shelby now tonight 😭
"Finally, I can get some shut eye—"
The Veteran's Day parade: (headphones warning, BRUTALLY loud/bass boosted🔊🔊)
The Veteran's Day parade: (headphones warning, BRUTALLY loud/bass boosted🔊🔊)
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Finally, I can get some shut eye—"
The Veteran's Day parade: (headphones warning, BRUTALLY loud/bass boosted🔊🔊)
The Veteran's Day parade: (headphones warning, BRUTALLY loud/bass boosted🔊🔊)
Any favorite Robot Yokai? (Mine's probably either Robokapp, or Robonoko bc it's fun to spell 🙂)
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Any favorite Robot Yokai? (Mine's probably either Robokapp, or Robonoko bc it's fun to spell 🙂)
This little label I made for a friend
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This little label I made for a friend
I don't care what anyone says. I ship them.
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don't care what anyone says. I ship them.
"So! How's the art coming along?"
Me:
Me:
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"So! How's the art coming along?"
Me:
Me: