Chairman of the Gourd and its spelled G O R E D
@normcoremacdonald.bsky.social
Replying shouldn’t just indent, it should shrink too, down to infinity…
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Replying shouldn’t just indent, it should shrink too, down to infinity…
Gotta love some Citi Bike Bike Angel point arbitrage
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Gotta love some Citi Bike Bike Angel point arbitrage
The perfect Halloween decoration does not exis…
September 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The perfect Halloween decoration does not exis…
The brief wise: “talk down to people as if they don’t even know what a ‘friend’ is and then offer them an almost literal albatross around their neck, so anyone can immediately see their alienation.”
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The brief wise: “talk down to people as if they don’t even know what a ‘friend’ is and then offer them an almost literal albatross around their neck, so anyone can immediately see their alienation.”
Pink Floyd x West Elm collab: The Desk. Now your can sit in style as you pour your derision into everything you do
September 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pink Floyd x West Elm collab: The Desk. Now your can sit in style as you pour your derision into everything you do
Why do I have a fucking fully inflated beach ball in the house??
June 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Why do I have a fucking fully inflated beach ball in the house??
Meta: origami from my perfectly square Japan Village receipt
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Meta: origami from my perfectly square Japan Village receipt
You’re making this spell check bot freak out
April 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You’re making this spell check bot freak out
Your daily irony
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Your daily irony
Lactose intolerant
February 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lactose intolerant
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Look at the abs on this building!
January 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Look at the abs on this building!
I’m on D train car going BONG BING instead of BING BONG! What is happening?
November 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I’m on D train car going BONG BING instead of BING BONG! What is happening?
Appropriate use of quotes
October 31, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Appropriate use of quotes
A pensive loaf
October 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
A pensive loaf
Congratulations! You’ve won KFC’s Double Down of the Month
October 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Congratulations! You’ve won KFC’s Double Down of the Month
I love a good hidden acronym logo.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
October 2, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I love a good hidden acronym logo.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
What I can’t abide is a logo of equipment necessary to play the game.
September 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
What maniac at Kellogg’s decided to treat pop tarts like unlabeled canned food?
September 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
What maniac at Kellogg’s decided to treat pop tarts like unlabeled canned food?
My personal favorite brand of PassAgg coffee filters is “if you care”
September 19, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My personal favorite brand of PassAgg coffee filters is “if you care”
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #690,052! Eh, I’ll take it
September 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #690,052! Eh, I’ll take it
Wtf Duolingo? How about I just delete the app?
September 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Wtf Duolingo? How about I just delete the app?
My cat
September 7, 2024 at 1:25 AM
My cat
Hard to pick just 4
September 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Hard to pick just 4
Won’t you take me to…
July 6, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Won’t you take me to…