Gnome Chumpsky, III, esq
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Gnome Chumpsky, III, esq
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he/him, anti fascism, pro abolition, labor and general hater of bad things (except for the yankees and vikings who are bad for different reasons) and lover of good things
can we just skip to the part where the nuzzi biopic starring sydney sweeney has the worst box office performance in history
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
they basically ran the service academy offense
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
are these “other planets” in the room with you right now?
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
unironically, yes
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
he’s been absolutely brutal this year…probably best for the program tho since he saved Napier last year and dude needed to go
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
was top 5 on a ton of preseason Heisman candidate lists
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Joe Fagnano is a lock
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
seems like Brittney and Kate are unable to recognize an ironic writing style
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
WAR includes fielding, base running and hitting and judge led the majors by a wide margin. giving it to cal would have been about nothing more than the HRs (and i personally thought that was enough and expected him to win it)
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
chase*
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
he’s afraid of what will happen to poor bill clinton
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
it’s ok rand paul(???) has your back
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM