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Norman Mailer-Daemon
@normanmailerdaemon.bsky.social
Not a man. Satire account. 👊🇺🇸🔥
In one very near timeline I am ripped, knife-wielding and homeless under a bridge in Atlanta. But in this one I am waking up in bed covered in chocolate.
June 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
June 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
just want to say i got a reliefband because i heard about it from the meidas touch network. i have chronic nausea that is extremely ruinous to my daily life.

this band actually works!!! and i got $60 off with the meidas code.

Thank you MTN!!! @meidasjordy.bsky.social
@meiselasb.bsky.social
May 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
🚨🚨BREAKING: Joe Biden has been diagnosed with Prostate cancer 🚨🚨
May 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
🚨🚨 A ship has collided into the Brooklyn Bridge 🚨🚨
May 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it’s not as direct as we’d all like it to be, but in the broader context of his other posts, i think he maintains the sentiment.
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
it’s giving nine of pentacles energy
May 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
yum
April 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
a photo from this morning with my @briantylercohen.bsky.social mug ☕️ and my two babies in the background 🌸🪴🐕
April 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
yall im finally healthy (aka sober) enough to take care of plants!!!

got a snake plant (with extra baby on the side) and sakura tree!!

🪴🪴🌸🌸
April 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
thanks jordy!! obviously i’m a big fan

everybody go support meidas mighty merch it rules
April 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
aren’t you tired old man?
April 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
what’s your sign?
April 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BOAS🗣️ BERG 🗣️BOAS 📣BERG BOAS📣 BERG ‼️
April 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
these women are heroes

i am crying, inspired. if i ever can protect anyone from being apprehended by ICE or any of the MAGA goons, i will.
April 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
yep
April 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
👀👀👀👀
April 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
crying
April 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Democratic lawmaker from Massachusetts, Chris Flanagan, has been arrested for the embezzlement of $36k in fraud scheme.

If Flanagan gets arrested for $36k, why isn’t Elon Musk or MTG arrested for the millions and billions they’ve stolen from the American people?????
April 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
found this on a MAGA page. not sure how we went from paul walker to Genghis Khan???
April 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
this is terrible.
April 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
👀
April 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
TAKE ME BACK TO 1999
WHEN MANIPULATING THE MARKET WAS A FEDERAL CRIME

#westwing #martinsheenforpresident
April 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
a weird product recall…
tony’s chocolonely bars contain little stones !?
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
don’t know if anyone needs this info- children’s toy recall for a jewelry making kit

#productrecall
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM