Voter turnout so high they literally ran out of stickers. (Let’s go, NYC.)

I truly used every single resource I could find to write that. I assume you've heard about this forthcoming book, though?

We decided to watch Good Boy for Halloween and it pains me to admit that even though Indy might, in fact, be the greatest dog actor of all time, this thing was half-cooked.

Now that I have adopted a four-year-old son, celebrating Halloween is a non-negotiable. Chucky scared him.

It is not my experience that I am taller than 77% of everyone I meet at all.

Clearly, my kink is deleting everything on my Bluesky profile and then trying to come back once a year until it sticks.

I feel your pain, exponentially.

It’s only been a little over 24 hours and I would already die for him. Everybody, meet Biscuit.