Nearly 10 month old bb loves avocado toast so much now I say to him, how will you afford a house at this rate?
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Nearly 10 month old bb loves avocado toast so much now I say to him, how will you afford a house at this rate?
Bb has started to flash a giant smile at the sight of my open boob (for a feed). Like father like son
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Bb has started to flash a giant smile at the sight of my open boob (for a feed). Like father like son
Life is just completely centred on baby naps.
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Life is just completely centred on baby naps.
Never traveling again
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Never traveling again
Strangers saying hi to my cute as a button bb: lovely, nice, always welcome
Strangers touching my baby, esp on bare skin, and ESPECIALLY kissing even secondarily (kisses his finger then puts that finger on bb’s head): no, ew, why, stop it you weirdo
Strangers touching my baby, esp on bare skin, and ESPECIALLY kissing even secondarily (kisses his finger then puts that finger on bb’s head): no, ew, why, stop it you weirdo
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Strangers saying hi to my cute as a button bb: lovely, nice, always welcome
Strangers touching my baby, esp on bare skin, and ESPECIALLY kissing even secondarily (kisses his finger then puts that finger on bb’s head): no, ew, why, stop it you weirdo
Strangers touching my baby, esp on bare skin, and ESPECIALLY kissing even secondarily (kisses his finger then puts that finger on bb’s head): no, ew, why, stop it you weirdo
I love writing in ‘baby’ in the ‘usual occupation’ section of official papers for my baby
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I love writing in ‘baby’ in the ‘usual occupation’ section of official papers for my baby
I officially suck at calming my own baby ha ha ha I’m a ball of anger inside and he prob feels it
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I officially suck at calming my own baby ha ha ha I’m a ball of anger inside and he prob feels it
Baby sleep has been so bad while overseas. Also folks are not really taking care of him for us while here so… that is to say… this ‘holiday’ is turning out even more tiring than normal
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Baby sleep has been so bad while overseas. Also folks are not really taking care of him for us while here so… that is to say… this ‘holiday’ is turning out even more tiring than normal
Feels like I’m torturing my bb into sleep then into wakefulness …
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Feels like I’m torturing my bb into sleep then into wakefulness …
My folks still have my old mix tapes from 90s… my bb has found them and using them as toys
January 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
My folks still have my old mix tapes from 90s… my bb has found them and using them as toys
Weather in NZ is like ‘four seasons in one day’ but more like 40
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Weather in NZ is like ‘four seasons in one day’ but more like 40
On a mission to finish this (v blissfully short) book before the year ends so it ends up on my 2025 book list !!!
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
On a mission to finish this (v blissfully short) book before the year ends so it ends up on my 2025 book list !!!
Do introverts annoy extroverts as much as extroverts can annoy introverts? Asking for myself
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Do introverts annoy extroverts as much as extroverts can annoy introverts? Asking for myself
My mum annoys me so much w everything I began to ask myself is this normal? maybe it’s me, not her? Will my own child find me so irritating also?
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My mum annoys me so much w everything I began to ask myself is this normal? maybe it’s me, not her? Will my own child find me so irritating also?
Baby raising is a suspense thriller of a genre. Will he or won’t he sleep on his own tonight /this nap? Will he or won’t he have a particularly bad meltdown this time?
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Baby raising is a suspense thriller of a genre. Will he or won’t he sleep on his own tonight /this nap? Will he or won’t he have a particularly bad meltdown this time?
I will never burden my child w my relationship problems. I will complain in writing that only I can see or perhaps a social media route completely anonymously.
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I will never burden my child w my relationship problems. I will complain in writing that only I can see or perhaps a social media route completely anonymously.
There are so many ritualistic things I used to dismiss like Christmas gifts or trees or decorations etc bc cbf and unnecessary/meaningless to me but BUT now I have a bub I guess it’s different now. Like I have to care about these things for his sake - for his joy and wonder etc?
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
There are so many ritualistic things I used to dismiss like Christmas gifts or trees or decorations etc bc cbf and unnecessary/meaningless to me but BUT now I have a bub I guess it’s different now. Like I have to care about these things for his sake - for his joy and wonder etc?
Bub met his cousin today for the first time. Cousin sister was both adoring and jealous of baby in somewhat equal measures. Cute
December 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Bub met his cousin today for the first time. Cousin sister was both adoring and jealous of baby in somewhat equal measures. Cute
Travelling w baby… not recommended
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Travelling w baby… not recommended
Bb clapped for the first time yesterday under tutelage of his father while I was at work. I was so proud I kept watching the video over and over.
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Bb clapped for the first time yesterday under tutelage of his father while I was at work. I was so proud I kept watching the video over and over.
When everyone else is asleep and I sit alone with my music and my book and my thoughts all to myself, i finally truly feel free.
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
When everyone else is asleep and I sit alone with my music and my book and my thoughts all to myself, i finally truly feel free.
I’ll miss these long juicy veins when they’re gone.
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’ll miss these long juicy veins when they’re gone.
When I miss you == I’m a bit miserable
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When I miss you == I’m a bit miserable
Gift giving is so stressful / wasteful if you don’t know the person that well urghdhdhfj it should be banned
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Gift giving is so stressful / wasteful if you don’t know the person that well urghdhdhfj it should be banned
Absolute chaos at shopping centre… sighhhhh
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Absolute chaos at shopping centre… sighhhhh