NORLAT—Making America’s Team Great Again!!
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Calling all fans of what used to be the greatest franchise in sports history. Come join us at NORLAT (the National Organization for the Liberation of America’s Team) as we set out to do one thing, and one thing only…TAKE DOWN JERRAL WAYNE JONES. ☠️😵🪦
Happy Thanksgiving, comrades! Let’s stuff this turkey…in the trunk!!!
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, comrades! Let’s stuff this turkey…in the trunk!!!
DEVELOPING STORY: Controversial private photos of Cowboys VP Stephen Jones have been leaked to NORLAT insiders. More to come 😳
November 24, 2024 at 3:36 PM
DEVELOPING STORY: Controversial private photos of Cowboys VP Stephen Jones have been leaked to NORLAT insiders. More to come 😳
11/23/24
November 24, 2024 at 3:05 AM
11/23/24
On this day in Jerry History:
November 23rd, 2005. The billionaire with the big heart visits a local DFW elementary school. Said one student of his visit: “Mr. Jones was so generous. He had so many goodies he brought for us. He let me dig in his pocket for them all day!”
November 23rd, 2005. The billionaire with the big heart visits a local DFW elementary school. Said one student of his visit: “Mr. Jones was so generous. He had so many goodies he brought for us. He let me dig in his pocket for them all day!”
November 23, 2024 at 11:55 AM
On this day in Jerry History:
November 23rd, 2005. The billionaire with the big heart visits a local DFW elementary school. Said one student of his visit: “Mr. Jones was so generous. He had so many goodies he brought for us. He let me dig in his pocket for them all day!”
November 23rd, 2005. The billionaire with the big heart visits a local DFW elementary school. Said one student of his visit: “Mr. Jones was so generous. He had so many goodies he brought for us. He let me dig in his pocket for them all day!”
"Everyone tells me Jerry is inept, but I say he's also incontinent and impotent. On Day one of my presidency, we're going to divest Flaccid Jerry and give America's team back to the American people, who voted for me in record numbers." — President elect Trump to NORLAT earlier this week.
November 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
"Everyone tells me Jerry is inept, but I say he's also incontinent and impotent. On Day one of my presidency, we're going to divest Flaccid Jerry and give America's team back to the American people, who voted for me in record numbers." — President elect Trump to NORLAT earlier this week.
BREAKING: In an interview with reporters earlier today, Jerry Jones admits that head coach Mike McCarthy had attempted suicide by nosediving off AT&T stadium prior to last Monday's game. And that it was the root cause of the debris falling from the ceiling.
November 23, 2024 at 2:57 AM
BREAKING: In an interview with reporters earlier today, Jerry Jones admits that head coach Mike McCarthy had attempted suicide by nosediving off AT&T stadium prior to last Monday's game. And that it was the root cause of the debris falling from the ceiling.