NordicEden
@nordiceden.bsky.social
Chronically exhausted chaotic mess. She/her.
LGBTQIA | BLM | Free Palestine | Fuck AI
"Anything worth doing is worth doing badly!"
twitch.tv/nordiceden email: nordiceden.twitch@gmail.com
LGBTQIA | BLM | Free Palestine | Fuck AI
"Anything worth doing is worth doing badly!"
twitch.tv/nordiceden email: nordiceden.twitch@gmail.com
Christmas means Charity over at my twitch channel and for the next three weeks we'll be raising money for Project Hope, an organization devoted to urgent relief and lasting impact.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Christmas means Charity over at my twitch channel and for the next three weeks we'll be raising money for Project Hope, an organization devoted to urgent relief and lasting impact.
My dnd-players today: "we're gonna be so mission-oriented, we'll hit all the milestones and level up in no time!" Proceeds to spend the session cuddling animals, shopping new outfits and trying to matchmake an uncle with the pretty bartender.
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My dnd-players today: "we're gonna be so mission-oriented, we'll hit all the milestones and level up in no time!" Proceeds to spend the session cuddling animals, shopping new outfits and trying to matchmake an uncle with the pretty bartender.
So in just TWO DAYS I'll be celebrating FIVE YEARS of being an Affiliate on Twitch! I'll be playing the Impossible Game and getting a head start on October's playthrough of The Last of Us pt 1, and I have a bunch of new crap to fling at you, so you should absolutely drop by stream!
September 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So in just TWO DAYS I'll be celebrating FIVE YEARS of being an Affiliate on Twitch! I'll be playing the Impossible Game and getting a head start on October's playthrough of The Last of Us pt 1, and I have a bunch of new crap to fling at you, so you should absolutely drop by stream!
No stream today, as my capture card took one look at me and decided I have no business going live this morning. Am exhausted. Also in the market for a new capture card. Thank you and goodnight.
September 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
No stream today, as my capture card took one look at me and decided I have no business going live this morning. Am exhausted. Also in the market for a new capture card. Thank you and goodnight.
The destination of this week's 2.5-hr hike. Didn't fall in. Happy about that.
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The destination of this week's 2.5-hr hike. Didn't fall in. Happy about that.
Two weeks ago we brought the cuddliest, most talkative kitten into our house and she is thriving (and the older pets are adjusting as expected). Say hi to Katja!
August 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Two weeks ago we brought the cuddliest, most talkative kitten into our house and she is thriving (and the older pets are adjusting as expected). Say hi to Katja!
Trying something new today. Letting you know I'm streaming BEFORE stream ends! Holy shit. Am gonna try climbing a mountain. Right here: twitch.tv/nordiceden
a green cartoon character is standing in a room holding a book .
Alt: a green character from the game PEAK, dancing in the lobby holding a passport.
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August 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Trying something new today. Letting you know I'm streaming BEFORE stream ends! Holy shit. Am gonna try climbing a mountain. Right here: twitch.tv/nordiceden
The quotes do not get less unhinged as time passes.
🧵Quotes found while transcribing my dnd campaign!
#1
Vaya (NPC): You have to excuse Evalyn. She has a stick up her butt on the best of days and this is not a good day.
Ono: Oh my god, you have to get the stick out! That can be dangerous!
#1
Vaya (NPC): You have to excuse Evalyn. She has a stick up her butt on the best of days and this is not a good day.
Ono: Oh my god, you have to get the stick out! That can be dangerous!
August 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The quotes do not get less unhinged as time passes.
I'm so good at promoting my own content, Banana does it a full two days before me. Anyway, need a laugh?
Please go check out @nordiceden.bsky.social this isn’t even the half of the stuff that goes on in stream! youtu.be/xo8ue7tKa6w?...
ADVENTURES IN MOUNTAINEERING: PEAK FOR BEGINNERS
YouTube video by NordicEden
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August 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I'm so good at promoting my own content, Banana does it a full two days before me. Anyway, need a laugh?
Just here to let you all know I streamed today. Most streamers would post a message like this at the START of said stream, to give you all a chance to show up. Couldn't be me, though. Would require thought, and I'm pretty sure that's melted.
Anyway, I'm back from my holidays! Still Alive!
Anyway, I'm back from my holidays! Still Alive!
July 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just here to let you all know I streamed today. Most streamers would post a message like this at the START of said stream, to give you all a chance to show up. Couldn't be me, though. Would require thought, and I'm pretty sure that's melted.
Anyway, I'm back from my holidays! Still Alive!
Anyway, I'm back from my holidays! Still Alive!
Some glimpses of an Offline Wednesday
May 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Some glimpses of an Offline Wednesday
Dragostea Din Tei. I will 100% resort to violence.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Dragostea Din Tei. I will 100% resort to violence.
In a weird show of acrobatic prowess, my dog managed to pee on his own back today.
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
In a weird show of acrobatic prowess, my dog managed to pee on his own back today.
The barbarian of my dnd-group got some new fashion accessories this weekend. A pair of ogre's testicles turned into pouches tied in place under her skirt (to keep her frogs safe..the frogs have since escaped). And a bikini which is just the skin of two rodents of unusual size plastered on her boobs.
March 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The barbarian of my dnd-group got some new fashion accessories this weekend. A pair of ogre's testicles turned into pouches tied in place under her skirt (to keep her frogs safe..the frogs have since escaped). And a bikini which is just the skin of two rodents of unusual size plastered on her boobs.
Overheard my 10-year-old playing a card game with her gran. Gran lost focus and didn't realise it was her turn.
10yo: "who did you think we were waiting for? Jesus?"
I love your whole sassy self with my whole heart, baby girl.
10yo: "who did you think we were waiting for? Jesus?"
I love your whole sassy self with my whole heart, baby girl.
March 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Overheard my 10-year-old playing a card game with her gran. Gran lost focus and didn't realise it was her turn.
10yo: "who did you think we were waiting for? Jesus?"
I love your whole sassy self with my whole heart, baby girl.
10yo: "who did you think we were waiting for? Jesus?"
I love your whole sassy self with my whole heart, baby girl.
I've been pretty absent from all socials these past couple of weeks, as my dad died a bit abruptly last week. Now that I'm showing signs of being able to breathe again, I'll probably be getting back into the swing of things next week.
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I've been pretty absent from all socials these past couple of weeks, as my dad died a bit abruptly last week. Now that I'm showing signs of being able to breathe again, I'll probably be getting back into the swing of things next week.
It's been a rough week and I can safely say my main coping mechanism is still disappearing into works of fiction. I may or may not have read over 300 pages of Mistborn today.
February 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It's been a rough week and I can safely say my main coping mechanism is still disappearing into works of fiction. I may or may not have read over 300 pages of Mistborn today.
So, one of the things I seem to be using patreon for, is rambling about the books I read. All posts related to that are set to public, so it doesn't cost a single penny if you want a peek into my musings. www.patreon.com/posts/mistbo...
Mistborn: The Well of Ascension, chapter 11 | NordicEden
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February 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
So, one of the things I seem to be using patreon for, is rambling about the books I read. All posts related to that are set to public, so it doesn't cost a single penny if you want a peek into my musings. www.patreon.com/posts/mistbo...
Holy shit, she's live again! twitch.tv/nordiceden
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LOOK MA, I'M DYING! !duh
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February 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Holy shit, she's live again! twitch.tv/nordiceden
I'm currently in the "getting restless" part of my existence circle (doing too much - flatlining for weeks - getting restless - thinking I'm fully recovered - doing too much...) and so I went ahead and made a patreon account... so if you wanna... I dunno... check that out: patreon.com/nordiceden
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chronically exhausted chaotic mess
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February 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm currently in the "getting restless" part of my existence circle (doing too much - flatlining for weeks - getting restless - thinking I'm fully recovered - doing too much...) and so I went ahead and made a patreon account... so if you wanna... I dunno... check that out: patreon.com/nordiceden
My god. It's a tragedy.
January 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My god. It's a tragedy.
Hi hello, I'm in a bit of an energy slump these days, but I still exist
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hi hello, I'm in a bit of an energy slump these days, but I still exist
Watched two episodes of Midnight Mass right before bed last night and went on to dream the ending of the story. Will see if the real thing matches at all (if I can even remember it all. It's mostly faded already... should start a dream journal, she thinks for the 873rd time).
January 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Watched two episodes of Midnight Mass right before bed last night and went on to dream the ending of the story. Will see if the real thing matches at all (if I can even remember it all. It's mostly faded already... should start a dream journal, she thinks for the 873rd time).
It's a New Year! It's a New Game! (Well, almost, we snuck in a little session at the end of the last one.) Join me for my first ever playthrough of DARK SOULS! twitch.tv/nordiceden
January 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It's a New Year! It's a New Game! (Well, almost, we snuck in a little session at the end of the last one.) Join me for my first ever playthrough of DARK SOULS! twitch.tv/nordiceden
Another day, another 4 pictures
January 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Another day, another 4 pictures