🫣

Wait, when did it leave? Shoot, I gotta call my stylist.

Damn it, now I want an orange whip!

Still hits hard

Yes, I too would like
their documentation to be turned over to a credible news source for review. While we’re dreaming, I’d also like a soft serve ice cream machine in my kitchen, but we’ll get neither.

That would have triggered a real hissy fit! I’d have loved hearing about it!

I don’t know you, friend, but I’m very happy for you. The more folks living their best lives the better we all are.

Logicky! That gave me a laugh. Thanks, friend.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

― George Orwell, 1984

A husband with a Grindr account? (Not my joke but still true!)

You’re doing God’s work. Now I want to try älplermagronen!

If the Dems win the house, Johnson becomes just another Rep and the Dems elect a speaker.

💯! My father-in-law has been an American citizen for almost 60 years and still speaks with a Greek accent. He’s fluent in 4 languages. When people make fun of his accent, I ask them how many languages they speak. They usually ends the conversation. This doctor should do the same.

Our president doesn’t understand that when you make EVERYTHING about yourself… Then everything IS about you, including the recent election results.

What’s the opposite of doom scrolling? Whatever it is, I’m doing it now and it feels good.

Shoot, the news is a harrowing documentary about a devastating storm hitting our democracy. I need those lighthearted comedies to keep (somewhat) sane

Oh man, you know you’re gonna hear about that for the rest of the day