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Norb Aikin
@norbaikin.bsky.social
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2x Writing.com Best Poetry Collection Quill Award winner and blogger. 3x published author. Former child. Hemmed up by JGM. #BillsMafia #Sabres #LGM #NDIrish Don't mind me; I hate everything. Norbaikin.com/blog
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

When I lived in Depew, there was a guy down the street who would ride one of these.
A bicycle known as the Penny Farthing. Crooked handlebars, a super-huge front tire, and a much smaller back tire.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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It's cold out! Show someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
A grown-ass man wearing the Hamburger Helper oven mitt mascot as a costume, which is basically a three fingers/one thumb abomination with a goofy smiley-face expression on its big dumb palm.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Took a pic of something I said in a group chat to send to my gf cuz I was too lazy to type it again and OMG WTF is wrong with my phone????
Pic of a screenshot where I typed "We have" and my phone suggested "scrotums".
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Hey Emme and everyone!! The "Christmas Creep" seems to come earlier and earlier every year!! Still, don't let it ruin your #Friday fun!!
Me: I'm going to the store to get a few Halloween decorations. Me at the store: A bald man wearing a blue vest over a red/blue flannel shirt , with his hands on his hips, looking like he's sick of this shit. He's in front of a full-on Xmas display in the store.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The album cover for Everlast's Whitey Ford Sings The Blues. A man in a sleeveless shirt and cowboy hat getting out of what appears is an old pickup truck.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This is where I post from:
A fancy camel sitting down, and a toilet where its humps would be.
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This is how I'm gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts...
Disney's Goofy, with an evil smirk and crazy eyes...I'll fuckin' do it again.
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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That was my Halloween costume!!
Charlie Brown, in a ghost costume full of holes, exclaiming to someone else "I got a rock".
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Uber's arrived.
A white and brown Saint Bernard dog with a little whisky barrel around its neck.
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Hey Emme and everyone!! Have a safe and happy Halloween!!
Witch on the right to the witch on the right: "Oh Helen! You're pregnant? That's wonderful! At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!"
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
The cover of Paul's Boutique from the Beastie Boys (20th Anniversary Edition). Originally released in 1989.
October 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Post something random or you will have an awful November.
"OMG, well congratulations!!" A profile pic of a woman named Stacey Swallows, a manager at Siemens.
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Hey Emme and friends!! Even the witches aren't immune to our ever-evolving technology! #Friday #fun
A cartoon of a witch stirring her cauldron while looking at a laptop. Caption: The book of evil spells became a thing of the past with the advent of Wickedpedia.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Friendly reminder in this ongoing time of crisis:
A drawing of a person wearing a black ski mask, jacket, and gloves, making the "Shhh!" gesture. Text: If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This is the dream. Sittin' in English classes in high school, reading old classic #poems, thinking one day I'll write something students will study. And it's HAPPENING!! Thanks to my love Jenn for believing in me and making it happen. #writingcommunity #authors #poetry
Post from JG MacLeod: Lovely poetry books by Norb Aikin arrived today for my classroom. Pic is of 2 copies of World By Design.
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Wrong answers only.
Mr Magoo, and old, bald white guy wearing a green top and black pants. In one hand is a brown hat, and he's leaning on a cane. His eyes are closed cuz he can't really see anything.
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Show us your Monday face.
Large Marge, psychedelically freaking out in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. A woman with frizzy grey hair wearing a red/black flannel shirt. Eyes buggin' out her skull; mouth extra wide open, and it looks like her skin's been stretched super-tight across her face.
October 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I can hear this meme.
If you don't recognize this image, you are not allowed to complain about the Wifi being slow. Image: The old Microsoft dialog box for Dialing Progress...the world, a phone, and a computer, meant to show the status of dialing into a modem to access the internet through a phone line.
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes

Tampons
A box of Tampax Pumpkin Spice tampons.
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
A comic book drawing of a person looking out a window and saying "What a stupid time to be alive".
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes
L'eggs!!
L'eggs (regular). A green outer package with a white egg-shaped top. Inside the egg is stockings.
October 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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"I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
A toy version of the Indiana Jones mine cart, on tracks. Indy's wielding a sword.
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Looking for a way to welcome autumn? How about some #poetry? #writingcommunity #poems #authors

Signed copies: www.norbaikin.com/blog/product...

Amazon/Kindle Unlimited: www.amazon.com/World-Design...
A perfect and profound autumn poetry read!! World By Design by Norb Aikin Free verse poems Metaphysical Life, mental health, grief, and wonder Profound and provocative Avg. Rating: 4.9/5 stars
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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"Dress for the job you want" they said.
Niagara Falls, NY recycling mascot Totes McGoats, waving. A person wearing a goat head mask and gloves, and blue shirt that reads Totes McGoats over the standard recycling symbol.
October 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Describe your Bluesky account in one image.
Me, wearing a black hat, next to a large Waste Management garbage bin.
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM