I GUFFAWED.

He's worried they'll refute the circumcision-causes-autism theory?

I haven't been to Target in over a year.

Let's just slip in the rapture now, letting all the overconfident heavenly folks head off? The rest of us can stay down here & suffer, put to rights democracy & global warming. I'm willing to take one for the team and remain terrestrial with my beloved children. We'll muddle through...