Call me biased but, weird west horse girl

Sorry to pry pardner, but if what the other lassy says is true, sounds to me like yer got yerself cornered by a junkyard dog with a steak snuck in yer pocket.

Pony up, pardner

Anywhat, this here was just a huckster’s rant on the misappropriating of the unknowable into the mundane while tryin to pretend it aint lost its identity. Call out fake eldritch horrors when yer spot em. Them’s makin the line too thin an lettin the real nightmares have easy ways in.

A like, people touch on the really unknowable ideas the world’s got all the time but don’t bat an eye ‘cause they’re trained not to. But things like “Never” “Forever” “Nothing” “Infinity”, stuff we think we know but never can, that’s the real eldritch in the world. We think we grasp it but we can’t

Burns my biscuit when people just slap a squid fer à head onto a dragon, or puts a buncha eyeballs where they don’t belong and then just says “hey look folk, eldritch horror”. Nah. That’s uncanny or weird or whatever else, but it ain’t no horror. Bein unfathomable is a whole different rodeo, pardner

Not an awful idea