If you're experimenting with RA or other forms of non-monogamy, LEAD WITH THAT, UGH.

I HAVE JARS OF MUSTARD IN MY FRIDGE MORE EXPERIENCED THAN THIS PERSON.

I need someone who at least has been practicing for more time than the viable lifespan of a pack of fucking Oreos.

This person has been doing RA for less time than a fucking can of soup is good for.

Looks like a stroke to me.