CrunchWearsNoPants
@nopantscrunch.bsky.social
everyone’s third or fourth favorite Timberwolves podcast
@tornadojally.bsky.social, @brandonbeck4.bsky.social &
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
@tornadojally.bsky.social, @brandonbeck4.bsky.social &
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
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LIVE SHOW EPISODE OUT NOW
LIVE FROM WOLVESFEST WITH JAKESGRAPHS, DANE MOORE, AND KYLE THEIGE
LISTEN: linktree.com/CRUNCHWEARAN...
LIVE FROM WOLVESFEST WITH JAKESGRAPHS, DANE MOORE, AND KYLE THEIGE
LISTEN: linktree.com/CRUNCHWEARAN...
MAILBAG CALL
Reply here with your mailbag questions and we just might answer it on the pod this week 👀
Reply here with your mailbag questions and we just might answer it on the pod this week 👀
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
MAILBAG CALL
Reply here with your mailbag questions and we just might answer it on the pod this week 👀
Reply here with your mailbag questions and we just might answer it on the pod this week 👀
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
THE CHRIS FINCH CIVIL WAR, FUTURE WOLF JA MORANT, AND THE GOOSEBUMPS CONSPIRACY
LISTEN NOW: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
THE CHRIS FINCH CIVIL WAR, FUTURE WOLF JA MORANT, AND THE GOOSEBUMPS CONSPIRACY
LISTEN NOW: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
THE CHRIS FINCH CIVIL WAR, FUTURE WOLF JA MORANT, AND THE GOOSEBUMPS CONSPIRACY
LISTEN NOW: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
THE CHRIS FINCH CIVIL WAR, FUTURE WOLF JA MORANT, AND THE GOOSEBUMPS CONSPIRACY
LISTEN NOW: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
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New The Missing Wolves! 🐺🏀
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social from @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Monday's Wolves win, including talking about Julius Randle's triple-double, the Wolves getting back above .500 and more!
Tap in! ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/1sNt...
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social from @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Monday's Wolves win, including talking about Julius Randle's triple-double, the Wolves getting back above .500 and more!
Tap in! ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/1sNt...
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
New The Missing Wolves! 🐺🏀
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social from @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Monday's Wolves win, including talking about Julius Randle's triple-double, the Wolves getting back above .500 and more!
Tap in! ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/1sNt...
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social from @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down Monday's Wolves win, including talking about Julius Randle's triple-double, the Wolves getting back above .500 and more!
Tap in! ➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/1sNt...
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
• JULIUS RANDLE IS THE TREE JERSEYS GOD
• HEY WHERE’D THE DEFENSE GO?
• THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO
LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
• JULIUS RANDLE IS THE TREE JERSEYS GOD
• HEY WHERE’D THE DEFENSE GO?
• THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO
LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
• JULIUS RANDLE IS THE TREE JERSEYS GOD
• HEY WHERE’D THE DEFENSE GO?
• THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO
LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
• JULIUS RANDLE IS THE TREE JERSEYS GOD
• HEY WHERE’D THE DEFENSE GO?
• THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO
LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...
LIVE SHOW EPISODE OUT NOW
LIVE FROM WOLVESFEST WITH JAKESGRAPHS, DANE MOORE, AND KYLE THEIGE
LISTEN: linktree.com/CRUNCHWEARAN...
LIVE FROM WOLVESFEST WITH JAKESGRAPHS, DANE MOORE, AND KYLE THEIGE
LISTEN: linktree.com/CRUNCHWEARAN...
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
LIVE SHOW EPISODE OUT NOW
LIVE FROM WOLVESFEST WITH JAKESGRAPHS, DANE MOORE, AND KYLE THEIGE
LISTEN: linktree.com/CRUNCHWEARAN...
LIVE FROM WOLVESFEST WITH JAKESGRAPHS, DANE MOORE, AND KYLE THEIGE
LISTEN: linktree.com/CRUNCHWEARAN...
NEW EPISODE WITH KYLE THEIGE OUT NOW
2025-2026 OVER/UNDERS
NEW ANT FAN CLUB NAME
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
2025-2026 OVER/UNDERS
NEW ANT FAN CLUB NAME
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
NEW EPISODE WITH KYLE THEIGE OUT NOW
2025-2026 OVER/UNDERS
NEW ANT FAN CLUB NAME
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
2025-2026 OVER/UNDERS
NEW ANT FAN CLUB NAME
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
• BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT
• @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB
LISTEN HERE: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
• BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT
• @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB
LISTEN HERE: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
October 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
• BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT
• @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB
LISTEN HERE: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
• BUY/SELL/HOLD SEASON PROGNOSTICATION SEGMENT
• @twowordspod.bsky.social COLLAB
LISTEN HERE: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
Reposted by CrunchWearsNoPants
🐺 TWO WORDS: NO PANTS 🐺
It's a crossover episode with @nopantscrunch.bsky.social!
→ Wolves Things bracket 🏆
→ History of CWNP 🎙️
→ Hot takes for this season 🔥
→ Random Wolf of the Week 🐺
✳️ open.spotify.com/episode/0pVB...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
It's a crossover episode with @nopantscrunch.bsky.social!
→ Wolves Things bracket 🏆
→ History of CWNP 🎙️
→ Hot takes for this season 🔥
→ Random Wolf of the Week 🐺
✳️ open.spotify.com/episode/0pVB...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
October 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🐺 TWO WORDS: NO PANTS 🐺
It's a crossover episode with @nopantscrunch.bsky.social!
→ Wolves Things bracket 🏆
→ History of CWNP 🎙️
→ Hot takes for this season 🔥
→ Random Wolf of the Week 🐺
✳️ open.spotify.com/episode/0pVB...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
It's a crossover episode with @nopantscrunch.bsky.social!
→ Wolves Things bracket 🏆
→ History of CWNP 🎙️
→ Hot takes for this season 🔥
→ Random Wolf of the Week 🐺
✳️ open.spotify.com/episode/0pVB...
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
We have reached the Final Four #WolvesThings2025
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We have reached the Final Four #WolvesThings2025
We're on to the Elite 8 #WolvesThings2025
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We're on to the Elite 8 #WolvesThings2025
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
- #AD Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)
- THE TREES ARE BACK
- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
- #AD Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)
- THE TREES ARE BACK
- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW
- #AD Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)
- THE TREES ARE BACK
- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
- #AD Timberwolves x Chromatic Vintage Drop Event Announcement (10/7 @ 5pm in the Skyway by Gate 1)
- THE TREES ARE BACK
- QUEEN PHEE AND THE LYNX VS THE WORLD
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
Round 1 is in the books #WolvesThings2025
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Round 1 is in the books #WolvesThings2025
Back again by popular demand, the field is set for the 2025 Wolves Things Bracket
Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025
Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025
September 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Back again by popular demand, the field is set for the 2025 Wolves Things Bracket
Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025
Round 1 voting will kick off tomorrow #WolvesThings2025
The entire crew is going to be drunk at a wedding during game 3 tonight, so whatever happens the reaction will be EXTREME
September 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The entire crew is going to be drunk at a wedding during game 3 tonight, so whatever happens the reaction will be EXTREME
Reposted by CrunchWearsNoPants
Saturday at HeadFlyer Brewing in Northeast Mpls: 4-7 p.m.
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Saturday at HeadFlyer Brewing in Northeast Mpls: 4-7 p.m.
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed
- The boys from Crunch Wears No Pants will open at 4:30
- Lightning contest for charity (facing your fave Wolves beat writer)
- Jon Krawczynski Show at 5:30 with special guest Dane Moore
- Prizes
- Q&A
- Good times guaranteed
New episode out now
• Lynx advance
• Alanna (co)DPOTY
• Bones Hyland
• the state of Marvel and Star Wars (idk man
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
wasn’t here for this one so we went off the rails)
LISTEN: linktree.com/crunchwearsn...
• Lynx advance
• Alanna (co)DPOTY
• Bones Hyland
• the state of Marvel and Star Wars (idk man
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
wasn’t here for this one so we went off the rails)
LISTEN: linktree.com/crunchwearsn...
September 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
New episode out now
• Lynx advance
• Alanna (co)DPOTY
• Bones Hyland
• the state of Marvel and Star Wars (idk man
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
wasn’t here for this one so we went off the rails)
LISTEN: linktree.com/crunchwearsn...
• Lynx advance
• Alanna (co)DPOTY
• Bones Hyland
• the state of Marvel and Star Wars (idk man
@tallsdurf.bsky.social
wasn’t here for this one so we went off the rails)
LISTEN: linktree.com/crunchwearsn...
Did @brandonbeck4.bsky.social cook here?
August 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Did @brandonbeck4.bsky.social cook here?
NEW EPISODE NOW
YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH)
Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more)
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH)
Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more)
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
August 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
NEW EPISODE NOW
YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH)
Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more)
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (WITH CRAIG SMITH)
Craig Smith joins the pod to talk about his time in the league, his journey to the league, and what it's like to play as yourself in a video game (and more)
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
HE'S BACK
@adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
@adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
HE'S BACK
@adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
@adukemn.bsky.social JOINS THE SHOW TO DISCUSS THE LYNX'S CONTINUED ASCENSION, THE FIRST THREE GAMES OF THE CARRINGTON ERA, AND THE GREATNESS OF ALANNA SMITH
LISTEN: LINKTREE.COM/CRUNCHWEARSN...
Reposted by CrunchWearsNoPants
New The Missing Lynx Podcast recapping another #Lynx win!🎉
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down the Lynx dominant win over the Liberty, DiJonai Carrington’s time in Minnesota so far & much more!
➡️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down the Lynx dominant win over the Liberty, DiJonai Carrington’s time in Minnesota so far & much more!
➡️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
August 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
New The Missing Lynx Podcast recapping another #Lynx win!🎉
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down the Lynx dominant win over the Liberty, DiJonai Carrington’s time in Minnesota so far & much more!
➡️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
@adukemn.bsky.social is joined by @brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social to break down the Lynx dominant win over the Liberty, DiJonai Carrington’s time in Minnesota so far & much more!
➡️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Reposted by CrunchWearsNoPants
Reposted by CrunchWearsNoPants
Then there's Wolves pods that often talk Lynx 😊
Crunch Wears No Pants (@nopantscrunch.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Two Words: Wolves Pod (@twowordspod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Boy Lynx (@theboylynxpod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Crunch Wears No Pants (@nopantscrunch.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Two Words: Wolves Pod (@twowordspod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Boy Lynx (@theboylynxpod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Crunch Wears No Pants
Basketball Podcast · Updated Biweekly · It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real ...
podcasts.apple.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Then there's Wolves pods that often talk Lynx 😊
Crunch Wears No Pants (@nopantscrunch.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Two Words: Wolves Pod (@twowordspod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Boy Lynx (@theboylynxpod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Crunch Wears No Pants (@nopantscrunch.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Two Words: Wolves Pod (@twowordspod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Boy Lynx (@theboylynxpod.bsky.social): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Reposted by CrunchWearsNoPants
If you listened to this weeks episode and are feeling inclined you can donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society here - www.lls.org
Every little bit counts!
Every little bit counts!
August 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you listened to this weeks episode and are feeling inclined you can donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society here - www.lls.org
Every little bit counts!
Every little bit counts!