forgive me father for these hoes ain’t loyal
April 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
forgive me father for these hoes ain’t loyal
checking out the masters app and it says here your mom’s gash is a featured hole today
April 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
checking out the masters app and it says here your mom’s gash is a featured hole today
placing morning zyns in a daily pill organizer
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
placing morning zyns in a daily pill organizer
losing custody of your children for forgetting to dab up the bailiff
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
losing custody of your children for forgetting to dab up the bailiff
this sucks ass i love it
I'm interested in what you think of the proposed Golden At-Bat that's been quietly tossed around in recent years and finally surfaced in a @jaysonst.bsky.social column in @theathletic.bsky.social today. ⚾ @mlb.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/596...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/596...
The Golden At-Bat rule could give MLB a new shine. But is it worth it?
What if a team could choose one at-bat to send its best hitter to the plate even if it wasn’t that guy’s turn to hit? MLB could test it out.
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2024 at 9:38 PM
this sucks ass i love it
thinking about being in a medically induced coma
December 1, 2024 at 11:06 PM
thinking about being in a medically induced coma
me explaining that lamar has only one loss to an NFC team
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
me explaining that lamar has only one loss to an NFC team
well girl it’s kind of like this
December 1, 2024 at 12:35 PM
well girl it’s kind of like this
getting a dui in this thing
November 28, 2024 at 4:08 PM
getting a dui in this thing
giant teddy roosevelt emerging out of my rushmore and walking through the ocean toward manila reciting the white mans burden
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 AM
giant teddy roosevelt emerging out of my rushmore and walking through the ocean toward manila reciting the white mans burden
starting my annual rewatch of low winter sun
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starting my annual rewatch of low winter sun
dealey plaza more like mealy plaza cause that JFK is a SNACK and oh he gone
November 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
dealey plaza more like mealy plaza cause that JFK is a SNACK and oh he gone
the hall of fame calling ichiro to tell him they only elected ben zobrist
November 18, 2024 at 8:03 PM
the hall of fame calling ichiro to tell him they only elected ben zobrist
joe biden becoming a god to undisturbed amazonian tribesmen
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM
joe biden becoming a god to undisturbed amazonian tribesmen
i’m easily the hottest dude in this holding cell
September 13, 2023 at 8:15 PM
i’m easily the hottest dude in this holding cell
dude your parrot tastes funny
September 12, 2023 at 8:57 PM
dude your parrot tastes funny
joining the local legislature to systematically dismantle public transportation because the bus driver wouldn’t let me sit on his lap
September 12, 2023 at 8:53 PM
joining the local legislature to systematically dismantle public transportation because the bus driver wouldn’t let me sit on his lap
The Horny Ape has breached the perimeter
September 12, 2023 at 8:47 PM
The Horny Ape has breached the perimeter
i’m washing barbecue stains out of my karate gi….and i vote
September 12, 2023 at 2:25 AM
i’m washing barbecue stains out of my karate gi….and i vote
they’re calling it beer 2
September 12, 2023 at 1:31 AM
they’re calling it beer 2
meet the three dumb mother fuckers disrupting the novelty foam body part industry
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meet the three dumb mother fuckers disrupting the novelty foam body part industry