a clothes line and play goon of fortune and get utterly shitfaced. It's dogshit wine, that's why it's in a plastic skin.

Bubble O'Bill for context.

Danke

I often do that even when what I said is rather milquetoast. Mostly because I don't want people to think of me poorly, and me opening my mouth might do that.

bug(with vitruvian moth for the chitin under robes for moff muff)

This is both a joke answer and completely serious. If you went down on Red, it'd taste like copper, motor oil and rocks, but in a good way.

I could(and probably should) choose something else, but this is the only thing that I can think of that also sounds good, with it being:

"Synthetic love"

Wind Razor (Wendy)

Go for it