Noor
@nooor.bsky.social
AI | Serial procrastinator | Currently loitering, here to see what the fuss is about 🐸☕️
Patrick’s Raisinetes getting stuck is an act of kindness.
May 16, 2023 at 8:45 AM
Patrick’s Raisinetes getting stuck is an act of kindness.
Oh that’s rogue. Why are they even in the vending machine 😩😩
May 16, 2023 at 8:31 AM
Oh that’s rogue. Why are they even in the vending machine 😩😩
She was going to attach it to an email. That’s probably why she never got a call back, Nelly couldn’t open the attachment.
May 16, 2023 at 1:08 AM
She was going to attach it to an email. That’s probably why she never got a call back, Nelly couldn’t open the attachment.
I would have!
PS. I can never ever unsee the excel spreadsheet text message, was it an attachment? I have so many questions for Kelly Rowland.
PS. I can never ever unsee the excel spreadsheet text message, was it an attachment? I have so many questions for Kelly Rowland.
May 16, 2023 at 1:06 AM
I would have!
PS. I can never ever unsee the excel spreadsheet text message, was it an attachment? I have so many questions for Kelly Rowland.
PS. I can never ever unsee the excel spreadsheet text message, was it an attachment? I have so many questions for Kelly Rowland.
Peppa Pig yes, otherwise no.
May 15, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Peppa Pig yes, otherwise no.
I couldn’t find my cat yesterday, just heard the tinkle of his bell every so often. Found him asleep in my niece’s baby bouncer curled up just like that.
May 14, 2023 at 11:05 AM
I couldn’t find my cat yesterday, just heard the tinkle of his bell every so often. Found him asleep in my niece’s baby bouncer curled up just like that.
Tiktok is like a rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland, I have carpal tunnel syndrome thanks to my fun-seeking marathons 😩
May 14, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Tiktok is like a rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland, I have carpal tunnel syndrome thanks to my fun-seeking marathons 😩
It must do since the Universe is blessing you all with balmy breezes and us with arctic freezes.
May 14, 2023 at 12:31 AM
It must do since the Universe is blessing you all with balmy breezes and us with arctic freezes.
10/10 for the choice of bread. Minus 3 for skimping on the peanut butter and disqualified for that pizza plate 🤯
May 13, 2023 at 11:46 PM
10/10 for the choice of bread. Minus 3 for skimping on the peanut butter and disqualified for that pizza plate 🤯
The Universe IS cold and meaningless, at least in London, where we are still waiting for Spring and it’s mid May 😩😭
May 13, 2023 at 11:44 PM
The Universe IS cold and meaningless, at least in London, where we are still waiting for Spring and it’s mid May 😩😭
Sounds good except the part where they don’t know how they’re going to make it happen. Maybe impose higher taxes on guns and ammunition across every state?
May 13, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Sounds good except the part where they don’t know how they’re going to make it happen. Maybe impose higher taxes on guns and ammunition across every state?
Didn’t think of it like that, dark mode just matches everything else, my mood, my energy, my humour and the contents of my wardrobe.
May 13, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Didn’t think of it like that, dark mode just matches everything else, my mood, my energy, my humour and the contents of my wardrobe.
Kermit for sure, based on the meme more than the muppets 🐸☕️
May 13, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Kermit for sure, based on the meme more than the muppets 🐸☕️