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Twitter Forced Me To Do This
@noonmutter.bsky.social
I don't live here but Twitter is a garbage fire and I guess I go here now sometimes. I may occasionally post art or something, but not very often. She/he/they/whatever really, just don't be a turd about it. Banner by Sbeep/HESart, avatar by Nehku
CEO really doesn't like having customers, does he
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Kiri likes to burrow under blankets we're using. If we're feeling unwell and moving less, so much the better for Kiri.
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Better than a limp-wristed push for Obamacare extensions instead of demanding resignations or literally anything of substance? Yes.
September 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
At best they'd end up dishonorable discharges which would really screw their chances of getting new jobs. At worst, and it really could happen if their COs are trumpy enough, they could end up in jail. I'd rather they embarrass him with intentionally shit marching than jail themselves for no win.
June 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Not believing in and not wanting to follow lawful orders doesn't exempt them from punishment for not following those lawful orders. The orders suck ass and everyone knows it, but they're not illegal and they don't violate codes of conduct either, so they don't have much recourse.
June 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The way you talk about this scenario it's clear to me you're thinking about how you personally would respond, and all that tells me is that you are scared shitless of being attacked and shouldn't have access to a firearm.
June 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Also, you asked what the cops should do, not what I or some other rando mcrando should do. I dont give a shit what you think my rights should be, I give a great deal of a shit what a cop should be doing to minimize the chance of death in an altercation. Injury is infinitely preferable to death.
June 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Your mistake is thinking that it matters what the "easiest" route is. The easiest route is shooting people, that's why so many dumbasses shoot people. You asked for alternatives, not easy routes, and your got them. Cops become cops knowing it's a dangerous job.
June 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
And yes, I do expect the police to be willing to physically disarm a dangerous person. That's what the police are for and are, again, given training to do, even if they won't. They're not there to execute people.
June 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So you're gonna ignore the part where two of those suggestions were "dodge him" and "outrun him till he wears himself out", huh? Neither of these are complicated or wacky TV shit. And they could figure out immediately on arrival that they could do it, because he was outdoors when they arrived.
June 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You may notice that all of my responses suggest a certain level of clearheadedness and forethought. This is because THE POLICE WERE EXPLICITLY WARNED THAT HE WAS ARMED AND WHAT WITH. There is no explanation for shooting him in this scenario except negligence and incompetence.
June 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You want actual answers? Fine. 1) DODGE. 2) Bring a riot shield since I was explicitly warned. If I can't get one, borrow a trash can lid. 3) Disarm. Cops have training in this (yes, even US ones), average person barely knows a basic grapple. 4) Run for a while. Wear his ass out, then tackle him.
June 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You don't want people to psychoanalyze strangers (which is correct, we as a collective really need to stop doing that, it's harmful to people who actually have the conditions people throw out) but your first suggestion was an alternative psychoanalysis with gentler labels?
May 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You're not talking about personal agency, you're just being selfish and bitter. You lived, everybody else can figure it out on their own, right? You don't owe anyone anything but you'd probably be a lot less of a weirdo online if you pretended to care about other people even a little
May 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Based on articles-of-the-article from CNN and a few others (WSJ one is locked), no, he's not. They -started looking- and never actually did it.
May 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Important question: do you guys have any function to export chat logs, a la IRC of old? If not, any plans to make it? Not having a fast way to grab my history outta discord is agony
April 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
what I'm saying here is you can report his bitch ass to Paypal for taking payment for stolen property on it
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As an aside, PayPal--which he has and links to on the DeviantArt post--has a line in its Acceptable Use Policy forbidding its use in the sale of "items that infringe or violate any copyright, trademark, right of publicity or privacy or any other proprietary right under the laws of any jurisdiction"
April 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It DOES why people gotta be mean to kix ._.
December 6, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I can commiserate. I like Kix.
December 6, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I like to dream too, bib
November 10, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I remember mine every week or so.
November 9, 2023 at 4:10 PM