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Oh, of course. I’m just saying is plausible if you don’t pay too much attention bullshit as opposed to easily proven by public records bullshit
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
No worries, it wasn’t the clearest description, and I suspect that was intentional
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I think he claimed that his big winnings came in the after hours games that no one has any records of, rather than the public WSOP events
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling you something”
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Buddy, we celebrate three holidays dedicated to dead Brits, we revived the marathon to properly celebrate our victories over those fucks
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The Fourth Crusade was a big win, at least for the Venetians
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When Churchill wanted details on that plan, the British General Staff called it Operation Unthinkable just to make sure he knew exactly how bad that plan was
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People who bitch about Yalta never explain just how the US was supposed to help Poland when the Red Army was already there
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As if that Pope worshipping mackerel slapper would ever really be part of the club
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
On the contrary, it is our sacred duty to relieve them of the burden their material wealth places upon them and deprives them of the simpler joys
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
A proper tale to be told on the eve of Fitzmas Eve
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Maine as well, even with the clusterfuck of a primary
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If we’re keeping with the historical analogies, then their successors would fight their way to Palm Springs before turning back and drinking themselves to death in New Orleans
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My taxes send people to secret torture prisons on behalf of Nazis who want to invade their neighbors
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She got a nice little special en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive,_...
Olive, the Other Reindeer - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Freddie Freeman against the MF Yankees is an obvious one
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
200 more years is a pretty fair run for a dynasty tho
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Don’t forget the people who spend three hours a day in the metal boxes that make you angry and desperately want to be told who to vent that anger on
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Yeah, he more or less came up with the New Nixon and how to get that across on his televised campaign appearances
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I don’t even think it was a leak, Bari just has no clue how the show is distributed and did not even think to check if the segment got sent out anywhere else
December 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Which is very funny when you realize that 1/3 of a pound is about 5 ounces, which is clearly bigger than 4
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Nah, Apple was doing something similar with the Powermac 5260 and similar all in ones
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Truly a Paul and Bob for the modern age
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Cannot beat Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM