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al (they/🪞) ? chronic grump • playing poet & photographer • covid avoider • ice cream & sandwhich lover
burning my arm with mac n cheese is about to be my 13th reason today :( is there nothing gentle in this world
August 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
burning my arm with mac n cheese is about to be my 13th reason today :( is there nothing gentle in this world
petition to stop everyone asking me what i've been up to 🛑
July 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
petition to stop everyone asking me what i've been up to 🛑
it's been stormy and grey for days and they're setting off fireworks i have a migraine and they're setting off fireworks i'm watching sinners and they're setting off fireworks
July 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
it's been stormy and grey for days and they're setting off fireworks i have a migraine and they're setting off fireworks i'm watching sinners and they're setting off fireworks
if you don't suffer from acne fuck you
June 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
if you don't suffer from acne fuck you
first nectarine of the season. happy pride
June 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
first nectarine of the season. happy pride
it takes 21 episodes and the reemergence of tooms for skinner to show up like damn get this dynamic their daddy
May 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
it takes 21 episodes and the reemergence of tooms for skinner to show up like damn get this dynamic their daddy
being so generous can hurt :( i didn't even eat any of the peanut m&ms i bought before leaving the bag with my friends
May 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
being so generous can hurt :( i didn't even eat any of the peanut m&ms i bought before leaving the bag with my friends
lol at me roasting potatoes for the community vegetarian/vegan food swap and bringing my share home to eat with leftover chicken. i contain multitudes and hunger
May 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
lol at me roasting potatoes for the community vegetarian/vegan food swap and bringing my share home to eat with leftover chicken. i contain multitudes and hunger
cycling between celebrity jeopardy and jeopardy masters to remain appropriately apprised of my knowledgeability
May 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
cycling between celebrity jeopardy and jeopardy masters to remain appropriately apprised of my knowledgeability
boo (general sentiment)
April 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
boo (general sentiment)
i am, as you might say, cooked. battered and fried, even. maybe reverse seared. stuffed into a small old toaster oven with broken knobs.
April 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i am, as you might say, cooked. battered and fried, even. maybe reverse seared. stuffed into a small old toaster oven with broken knobs.
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It's Trans Day of Visibility, so if you're cis and can afford it it's mandatory to financially assist a trans person. If you're at all interested, I'm currently raising money for top surgery, you can send money to my PayPal @naoroan
March 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's Trans Day of Visibility, so if you're cis and can afford it it's mandatory to financially assist a trans person. If you're at all interested, I'm currently raising money for top surgery, you can send money to my PayPal @naoroan
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cried ad nauseam, but presently with particular distinct disgust: it has been a year? since last year? oh fuck
December 6, 2024 at 2:38 AM
cried ad nauseam, but presently with particular distinct disgust: it has been a year? since last year? oh fuck
it's so stupid that i have pelvic pain because i'm ovulating isn't this exactly the time penetration should hurt the least
March 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
it's so stupid that i have pelvic pain because i'm ovulating isn't this exactly the time penetration should hurt the least
i can't believe i had someone over to bake my birthday cake with me and i broke the fucking buttercream for the first time in my life. i blame the winter weather
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i can't believe i had someone over to bake my birthday cake with me and i broke the fucking buttercream for the first time in my life. i blame the winter weather
merry christmas eve i am yearning and grieving it's nothing new even if it feels like it is
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 AM
merry christmas eve i am yearning and grieving it's nothing new even if it feels like it is
"i cooked you this meal" acts of service
"let's dine together" quality time
"you ate" words of affirmation
"let's dine together" quality time
"you ate" words of affirmation
December 22, 2024 at 7:22 AM
"i cooked you this meal" acts of service
"let's dine together" quality time
"you ate" words of affirmation
"let's dine together" quality time
"you ate" words of affirmation
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180 literary rejections in a row. that’s how it feels to me to get 3 rejections in a row.
December 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM
180 literary rejections in a row. that’s how it feels to me to get 3 rejections in a row.
amidst all the nightmares i dreamt i took up a mulder/scully situation and we fucked right away
December 12, 2024 at 4:16 PM
amidst all the nightmares i dreamt i took up a mulder/scully situation and we fucked right away
power to the workers and fruitful be the strike but the inhaler i usually get my cat is sitting unmoved in a canadian pharmacy and so i'm probably gonna have to spend $300 to get him one here instead dang
December 7, 2024 at 1:10 AM
power to the workers and fruitful be the strike but the inhaler i usually get my cat is sitting unmoved in a canadian pharmacy and so i'm probably gonna have to spend $300 to get him one here instead dang
oops i got my hair cut and now i look like a cheeky pixie girl and not a disheveled man poet. it's hard out here
December 7, 2024 at 12:24 AM
oops i got my hair cut and now i look like a cheeky pixie girl and not a disheveled man poet. it's hard out here
cried ad nauseam, but presently with particular distinct disgust: it has been a year? since last year? oh fuck
December 6, 2024 at 2:38 AM
cried ad nauseam, but presently with particular distinct disgust: it has been a year? since last year? oh fuck