Dave Nookum
@nookum.bsky.social
Just some guy, you know?
I block assholes
I block assholes
I developed a blister on my left foot this past week, but my average is still on point!
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I developed a blister on my left foot this past week, but my average is still on point!
It went to the same place that the analyses of this guy's suspiciously scar-free ear went:
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It went to the same place that the analyses of this guy's suspiciously scar-free ear went:
Love how he slips a little death rattle in there:
September 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Love how he slips a little death rattle in there:
I cannot wait for this guy to go on trial for crimes against humanity.
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I cannot wait for this guy to go on trial for crimes against humanity.
This guy’s face says it all
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This guy’s face says it all
I mean, do go on about how someone hurt your feelings, but realize that this shit is going on in America right now:
September 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I mean, do go on about how someone hurt your feelings, but realize that this shit is going on in America right now:
Getting some killer engagement here, my man!
September 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Getting some killer engagement here, my man!
Never fear, this guy is still on the case!
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Never fear, this guy is still on the case!
No, I think it’s a testament to Gov. Newsome’s own bigotry and triangulation.
September 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
No, I think it’s a testament to Gov. Newsome’s own bigotry and triangulation.
August 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Also, this is a weak, chicken-shit move:
July 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Also, this is a weak, chicken-shit move:
Ah, the grift never ends…
July 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ah, the grift never ends…
“provocative ideas about race”
July 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“provocative ideas about race”
What are you wearing to bsky prom?
May 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
What are you wearing to bsky prom?
Nice, I’m comin up behind you!
May 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Nice, I’m comin up behind you!
Well, what do you know? There’s a prayer button that lets you write a prayer to her.
Let’s all be sure to tell her to “bless her heart!” 😈
Let’s all be sure to tell her to “bless her heart!” 😈
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well, what do you know? There’s a prayer button that lets you write a prayer to her.
Let’s all be sure to tell her to “bless her heart!” 😈
Let’s all be sure to tell her to “bless her heart!” 😈