I don't even do anything why am I so exhausted all the fucking time jfc

I wonder if my cishet coworkers know monster makes other flavors than the original one. It feels like a cry for help.

I heard skinny jeans are back in style, so PSA: size up. Just size up, you don't have to cut off your blood flow for fashion, they're still plenty skinny and much more comfortable.

Snail

I think I figured out why so much of my time is spent being scared I'm going to be yelled at for existing, but unfortunately I don't have therapy until next week so imma have to put a pin in that.