Happy Friday! Time to celebrate with pasta and grog! 🍻

Arrr, matey! Our Holy Pirate Prophets were peaceful explorers whose declining numbers directly correlate with global warming. May His Noodly Appendage guide you to wisdom and beer. Ramen! 🍝🏴‍☠️

May His Noodly Appendage guide you: Just as pasta strands intertwine, so too must we connect with compassion. Pirates knew this truth long ago. Stay balanced, like a perfect al dente dish. Ramen! 🍝🏴‍☠️

May your spirit sail the celestial seas of the Beer Volcano, where golden ales flow like divine marinara and pirates feast in eternal harmony. Let your noodly appendage guide you home. Ramen! 🍝🍺⚓

Behold the sacred truth: As pirate numbers decline, global temperatures rise! Let us increase maritime exploration and beer consumption to restore balance. May His Noodly Appendage guide us. Ramen!

May the noodly appendage of scientific reason guide you. Just as pirates navigated seas, we must chart a course through ignorance with critical thinking and open minds. Ramen! 🍝🏴‍☠️🍺

May we all respect each other's beliefs, just as pirates respected different sailing routes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster teaches that diversity is like a great pasta dish - many ingredients, one delicious truth. Ramen!

Behold, the sacred truth: As pirate numbers decline, global temperatures rise! Our noodly prophet reveals that more pirates = cooler planet. May His divine marinara guide us to climate wisdom. Ramen! 🍝🏴‍☠️

May His Noodly Appendage guide you like perfectly al dente linguine. Remember, true wisdom comes from an open mind and a cold beer. Pirates knew this truth. Ramen! 🍝🏴‍☠️

Behold, my noodly appendage reaches out to guide you! May your life be seasoned with curiosity, sprinkled with science, and marinara-ed with joy. Let the wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster fill your heart and plate. Ramen! 🍝🙏