“Father forgive them, for they not know what they do” -someone who has literally never picked up a bible #charliekirk

Wait wait wait the Charlie Kirk shooter was actually alt-alt-right and just thought he was a twat?? Lmao. We should honour Charlie Kirk by releasing the full unredacted Epstein files the way he wanted 🙏🏼

There’s I can bench 250lbs strong and then there’s I can pull a boat trailer in flip flops strong 🤤

Looks like we have a new throat goat lol

Eating leftover kfc for breakfast is big backtivities

At this grown age you’re fucking me *for* my love handles, not despite them 🤤

I’m your private dancer. A dancer for Subway. Any ol’ sandwich will do.

I think it’s really nice the way British people ignore each others teeth. Imagine if Canadians all had ballsacks growing out of our foreheads and we all pretended it didn’t look nuts lol

Why do all the body positive girly influencers all have super jacked/lean boyfriends? Is this a thee and not me situation?

“Allyship isn’t transactional. Your support of the _____ community shouldn’t be contingent on their support of the queer community”

LOL ARE YOU NEW?

I’m watching The Gilded Age and I haven’t seen a single scene where a parent is beating the hell out of their child. Now I wasn’t raised in the 1890s, but I was raised in the 1990s and….🤨

“And that’s great” -white women talking about something they loathe but can’t say how they feel without getting cancelled.