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Trump & Vance wanted Zelenskyy to grovel—he didn’t. So they threw a tantrum. Tough look when the guy fighting for his country has more dignity than the ones running ours.
March 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Trump & Vance wanted Zelenskyy to grovel—he didn’t. So they threw a tantrum. Tough look when the guy fighting for his country has more dignity than the ones running ours.
📉 Noodleneck Midday Market Wrap-Up – February 27, 2025
Major Indices:
• S&P 500: -0.03% 📉 (Trading at 5,955.25)
• Dow Jones Industrial Average: +0.67% ☝ (Trading at 43,621.16)
• Nasdaq Composite: -0.62% 🚨 (Trading at 19,026.39)
• Bitcoin: $84,383 (-1.5%) 💀
Major Indices:
• S&P 500: -0.03% 📉 (Trading at 5,955.25)
• Dow Jones Industrial Average: +0.67% ☝ (Trading at 43,621.16)
• Nasdaq Composite: -0.62% 🚨 (Trading at 19,026.39)
• Bitcoin: $84,383 (-1.5%) 💀
February 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
📉 Noodleneck Midday Market Wrap-Up – February 27, 2025
Major Indices:
• S&P 500: -0.03% 📉 (Trading at 5,955.25)
• Dow Jones Industrial Average: +0.67% ☝ (Trading at 43,621.16)
• Nasdaq Composite: -0.62% 🚨 (Trading at 19,026.39)
• Bitcoin: $84,383 (-1.5%) 💀
Major Indices:
• S&P 500: -0.03% 📉 (Trading at 5,955.25)
• Dow Jones Industrial Average: +0.67% ☝ (Trading at 43,621.16)
• Nasdaq Composite: -0.62% 🚨 (Trading at 19,026.39)
• Bitcoin: $84,383 (-1.5%) 💀
”It’s not unusual,” says RFK Jr. about the first U.S. measles death in nearly a decade. Cool, Tom Jones—next you gonna tell us polio’s back on tour? 🤡
newrepublic.com/post/192025/...
newrepublic.com/post/192025/...
RFK Jr. Has Horrific Response to Measles Death
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s comments reveal the terrifying new normal.
newrepublic.com
February 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
”It’s not unusual,” says RFK Jr. about the first U.S. measles death in nearly a decade. Cool, Tom Jones—next you gonna tell us polio’s back on tour? 🤡
newrepublic.com/post/192025/...
newrepublic.com/post/192025/...
📉 Noodleneck Market Wrap-Up – February 25, 2025
S&P 500: -0.47% 📉 (A slow fade into the close)
Dow Jones: +0.37% ☝ (Home Depot did the heavy lifting)
Nasdaq: -1.35% 🚨 (Tech took an L today)
Bitcoin: $89,409 (-4.48%) 💀 (Crypto winter, or just a bad Tuesday?)
S&P 500: -0.47% 📉 (A slow fade into the close)
Dow Jones: +0.37% ☝ (Home Depot did the heavy lifting)
Nasdaq: -1.35% 🚨 (Tech took an L today)
Bitcoin: $89,409 (-4.48%) 💀 (Crypto winter, or just a bad Tuesday?)
February 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
📉 Noodleneck Market Wrap-Up – February 25, 2025
S&P 500: -0.47% 📉 (A slow fade into the close)
Dow Jones: +0.37% ☝ (Home Depot did the heavy lifting)
Nasdaq: -1.35% 🚨 (Tech took an L today)
Bitcoin: $89,409 (-4.48%) 💀 (Crypto winter, or just a bad Tuesday?)
S&P 500: -0.47% 📉 (A slow fade into the close)
Dow Jones: +0.37% ☝ (Home Depot did the heavy lifting)
Nasdaq: -1.35% 🚨 (Tech took an L today)
Bitcoin: $89,409 (-4.48%) 💀 (Crypto winter, or just a bad Tuesday?)
📊 Key Market Movers
Tesla (TSLA): +2.8% 🚀 (Announced new AI partnership, investors bullish)
Apple (AAPL): -1.5% 📉 (Post-earnings decline as guidance disappoints)
Palantir (PLTR): -7.2% 🔻 (Defense spending concerns weigh on stock)
Tesla (TSLA): +2.8% 🚀 (Announced new AI partnership, investors bullish)
Apple (AAPL): -1.5% 📉 (Post-earnings decline as guidance disappoints)
Palantir (PLTR): -7.2% 🔻 (Defense spending concerns weigh on stock)
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
📊 Key Market Movers
Tesla (TSLA): +2.8% 🚀 (Announced new AI partnership, investors bullish)
Apple (AAPL): -1.5% 📉 (Post-earnings decline as guidance disappoints)
Palantir (PLTR): -7.2% 🔻 (Defense spending concerns weigh on stock)
Tesla (TSLA): +2.8% 🚀 (Announced new AI partnership, investors bullish)
Apple (AAPL): -1.5% 📉 (Post-earnings decline as guidance disappoints)
Palantir (PLTR): -7.2% 🔻 (Defense spending concerns weigh on stock)
📰 In Case You Missed It
President Trump: Confirmed tariffs on Canadian and Mexican imports are "on schedule" for March 4th.
Bitcoin (BTC): Trading below $90,000 amid market volatility.
#Noodleneck
President Trump: Confirmed tariffs on Canadian and Mexican imports are "on schedule" for March 4th.
Bitcoin (BTC): Trading below $90,000 amid market volatility.
#Noodleneck
February 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
📰 In Case You Missed It
President Trump: Confirmed tariffs on Canadian and Mexican imports are "on schedule" for March 4th.
Bitcoin (BTC): Trading below $90,000 amid market volatility.
#Noodleneck
President Trump: Confirmed tariffs on Canadian and Mexican imports are "on schedule" for March 4th.
Bitcoin (BTC): Trading below $90,000 amid market volatility.
#Noodleneck
📉 Market Futures
S&P 500 Futures: Down 0.18%
Dow Jones Futures: Down 0.13%
Nasdaq 100 Futures: Down 0.29%
S&P 500 Futures: Down 0.18%
Dow Jones Futures: Down 0.13%
Nasdaq 100 Futures: Down 0.29%
February 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
📉 Market Futures
S&P 500 Futures: Down 0.18%
Dow Jones Futures: Down 0.13%
Nasdaq 100 Futures: Down 0.29%
S&P 500 Futures: Down 0.18%
Dow Jones Futures: Down 0.13%
Nasdaq 100 Futures: Down 0.29%
Alright, here we go. Market moves, news breaks, and we’re here to keep it simple. No fluff, no drama—just the updates you actually need. Stay tuned. #Noodleneck
February 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Alright, here we go. Market moves, news breaks, and we’re here to keep it simple. No fluff, no drama—just the updates you actually need. Stay tuned. #Noodleneck