Mayor of Simpleton, PhD
noodlemanning.bsky.social
Mayor of Simpleton, PhD
@noodlemanning.bsky.social
I’m a “great, awful candy bar, walking around in a pair of shoes” and a proud mama of 2. Teacher. Writer. Hugger. Horror Fan. Randy Newman Enthusiast.
Current mood:
September 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
WTAF
July 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The universe is telling me to build a conclave of cat palms to take over the government and quietly suffocate M*sk
March 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We have a snow day here in Durham but I still woke up before the sun did. Tip-toed to the window in my union suit to delight in the magic of the untouched snow. No need to hurry. Nowhere to go and really no way to get there. And at once I’m a kid again.

There is hope in simple moments of magic.
January 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy MLK Day.
January 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
January 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM