Saaaaaame. Alas am not popular enough

How about noodle pussy?

May or may not be slightly used. 👿

And there goes his last brain cell 💫

I think that would ACTUALLY kill me, but it'd probably be worth it :3

7. Multiple partners! Shared/communal intimacy is so comfy.

6. Usually I have to at least sort of know people and gotten their vibe to be interested in the first place. Doesn't really take much though.

5. I have five partners! And I love them all very much.

4. Definitely not! Depending on how you define "losing your virginity", I lost it either in the parking lot of my high school senior year or at an offcampus party my sophmore year of college.

The real question here is whether or not I get it back after bottom surgery.

3. Not really, but I find it interesting in theory.

2. Bottom!