NoodleShark
@noodle-shark.bsky.social
He/They
Witch
LGBTQ+
Neurodivergent
I hoard fun little facts like a dragon, the dragon also has many unrelated thoughts, I am the dragon
🇸🇩🍉🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Witch
LGBTQ+
Neurodivergent
I hoard fun little facts like a dragon, the dragon also has many unrelated thoughts, I am the dragon
🇸🇩🍉🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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NoodleShark
@noodle-shark.bsky.social
· May 22
You don’t need to have a job or pay taxes, play a sport or have romantic relationships to be valuable
You are valuable because you are alive, because you have your own unique experiences in life
You are valuable because you are alive, because you have your own unique experiences in life
If there is one thing I should be able to have in this capitalistic hellscape it’s chicken nuggets at any time of the day, ridiculous that I can’t acquire chicken nuggets between like 3am-10am
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If there is one thing I should be able to have in this capitalistic hellscape it’s chicken nuggets at any time of the day, ridiculous that I can’t acquire chicken nuggets between like 3am-10am
The idea that vaccinations cause autism is so dumb like most people born within the last 20 years at least have been vaccinated, if they really caused autism like every other kid would be autistic
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The idea that vaccinations cause autism is so dumb like most people born within the last 20 years at least have been vaccinated, if they really caused autism like every other kid would be autistic
I made cookie last night and I was so excited for cookie but cookie not very good :(
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I made cookie last night and I was so excited for cookie but cookie not very good :(
I saw a six seven custom license plate -__-
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I saw a six seven custom license plate -__-
I left a comment on a post saying there’s increased cases of ppl impersonating ICE agents and kidnapping ppl, got a bunch of comments saying I was making shit up, let me say it was very satisfying spam replaying to people with sources
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I left a comment on a post saying there’s increased cases of ppl impersonating ICE agents and kidnapping ppl, got a bunch of comments saying I was making shit up, let me say it was very satisfying spam replaying to people with sources
So my bf really hates the song pink pony club (he hears it too much at work) he has his Spotify logged in on my computer and I saw he was listening to music and I added pink pony club to his queue three times lol
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
So my bf really hates the song pink pony club (he hears it too much at work) he has his Spotify logged in on my computer and I saw he was listening to music and I added pink pony club to his queue three times lol
Got some “easy to peel” mandarin oranges and let me tell you not a single one of these bitches has been easy to peel
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Got some “easy to peel” mandarin oranges and let me tell you not a single one of these bitches has been easy to peel
I saw the other day Trump being really racist to a French reporter for her accent and I just thought, so bro can’t understand her but can understand RFK Jr?
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I saw the other day Trump being really racist to a French reporter for her accent and I just thought, so bro can’t understand her but can understand RFK Jr?
Guess who’s having a good time right now: loan sharks
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Guess who’s having a good time right now: loan sharks
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WOW... JUST WOW...
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
WOW... JUST WOW...
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras.
Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :
I’ve started playing The Witcher 3 and I am in love, though I can’t figure out when I can just grab something and when it’s stealing so I’ve just been saving before I grab anything in front of npcs lol
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve started playing The Witcher 3 and I am in love, though I can’t figure out when I can just grab something and when it’s stealing so I’ve just been saving before I grab anything in front of npcs lol
I think a solution to inflation is if we all start buying pallets, like I buy a pallet of mouthwash, now I don’t need thousands of mouthwash but you have a pallet of toothpaste, and we trade
October 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I think a solution to inflation is if we all start buying pallets, like I buy a pallet of mouthwash, now I don’t need thousands of mouthwash but you have a pallet of toothpaste, and we trade
Eating food EVERY DAY is the bane of my existence
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Eating food EVERY DAY is the bane of my existence
“Daddy long leg” spiders, or harvestmen spiders, are not true spiders, they only have 1 body segment and lack venom and silk glands, cellar spiders are confused for harvestmen often as they appear to only have 1 body segment but they have venom and silk glands and so are true spiders despite
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“Daddy long leg” spiders, or harvestmen spiders, are not true spiders, they only have 1 body segment and lack venom and silk glands, cellar spiders are confused for harvestmen often as they appear to only have 1 body segment but they have venom and silk glands and so are true spiders despite
A big sad occurred today, the discount store I get my snacks from doesn’t have the cookies I like anymore, so no more cookie for the meantime :(
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A big sad occurred today, the discount store I get my snacks from doesn’t have the cookies I like anymore, so no more cookie for the meantime :(
The reason the US doesn’t use the metric system is bc of pirates, they raided the ship carrying metric units sent to the US president, once the pirates got back to their boss and he realized it was for the president he had it sent back but by then there was a new president who didnt know what it was
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The reason the US doesn’t use the metric system is bc of pirates, they raided the ship carrying metric units sent to the US president, once the pirates got back to their boss and he realized it was for the president he had it sent back but by then there was a new president who didnt know what it was
I kept getting way to much poetry in my feed so I blocked the hashtag poetry but now it’s just been replaced by “emoetry”
PLEASE I just don’t like poetry 😭
PLEASE I just don’t like poetry 😭
September 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I kept getting way to much poetry in my feed so I blocked the hashtag poetry but now it’s just been replaced by “emoetry”
PLEASE I just don’t like poetry 😭
PLEASE I just don’t like poetry 😭
Funny that the reason men came up with for why women shouldn’t do archery is bc their boobs would get in the way, Ike a few inches of boob makes it impossible to draw a bow
September 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Funny that the reason men came up with for why women shouldn’t do archery is bc their boobs would get in the way, Ike a few inches of boob makes it impossible to draw a bow
Reposted by NoodleShark
If you haven't heard of this woman, you should look her up. I have her books. She documented the oligarchic kleptocacy we are now experiencing. She also documented Trump's association with Epstein. She showed the ties that Trump hasd/has with Russian mobsters.
New interview! On the GOP and the DOJ, the Comey indictment, and why Trump keeps getting what he wants www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1bp...
Sarah Kendzior : Trump’s Transformed GOP, A Party of Followers
YouTube video by The Mark Thompson Show
www.youtube.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you haven't heard of this woman, you should look her up. I have her books. She documented the oligarchic kleptocacy we are now experiencing. She also documented Trump's association with Epstein. She showed the ties that Trump hasd/has with Russian mobsters.
The underside of paper plates may well be the worst feeling
September 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The underside of paper plates may well be the worst feeling
The bor-bor got a haircut yesterday
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The bor-bor got a haircut yesterday
Ive kept the curtain in my bedroom closed all summer bc hot but I opened them this afternoon to let my plant get some natural light and discovered a spider had made a little home in the folds of the curtain, they were left alone, a fruit fly literally flew out right as I opened it so he eatin good
September 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Ive kept the curtain in my bedroom closed all summer bc hot but I opened them this afternoon to let my plant get some natural light and discovered a spider had made a little home in the folds of the curtain, they were left alone, a fruit fly literally flew out right as I opened it so he eatin good
My dog likes to play with her toys off the edge of the bed, likes to make them fear for their lives as they dangle above certain death lol
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My dog likes to play with her toys off the edge of the bed, likes to make them fear for their lives as they dangle above certain death lol
I had one class in high school with online quizzes that you could retake but they didn’t keep the highest score but the average, 10 minutes for 10 questions but questions often had 5+ parts and were convoluted, I remember having to retake the quizzes tens of times to get my average up
September 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I had one class in high school with online quizzes that you could retake but they didn’t keep the highest score but the average, 10 minutes for 10 questions but questions often had 5+ parts and were convoluted, I remember having to retake the quizzes tens of times to get my average up