Sophie
@noodlage.bsky.social
I like a Moose. I forever weird n I do
lots of questionable shit? 🤷🏻♀️
My name thing's cause I a tossed mutt
Italian n I mostly a spaghetti brain. 🍝
lots of questionable shit? 🤷🏻♀️
My name thing's cause I a tossed mutt
Italian n I mostly a spaghetti brain. 🍝
I literally just found you randomly on Reddit. I'm like... 😦 She is CIS. Em is an ally now. She can disappear.
I look at your NSFW pics and I'm in awe. You give me hope. So much hope.
Thank you for showing that going all the way is a good thing. No matter the pain.
I look at your NSFW pics and I'm in awe. You give me hope. So much hope.
Thank you for showing that going all the way is a good thing. No matter the pain.
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I literally just found you randomly on Reddit. I'm like... 😦 She is CIS. Em is an ally now. She can disappear.
I look at your NSFW pics and I'm in awe. You give me hope. So much hope.
Thank you for showing that going all the way is a good thing. No matter the pain.
I look at your NSFW pics and I'm in awe. You give me hope. So much hope.
Thank you for showing that going all the way is a good thing. No matter the pain.
There's a science to this????!!!!! 👀👀👀👀
January 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There's a science to this????!!!!! 👀👀👀👀
I think... to a point.
I would not love you if your face was glued on a paper bag and covering my baby cat's head. 😠
I would not love you if your face was glued on a paper bag and covering my baby cat's head. 😠
January 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I think... to a point.
I would not love you if your face was glued on a paper bag and covering my baby cat's head. 😠
I would not love you if your face was glued on a paper bag and covering my baby cat's head. 😠
Girl, you're on some next level extracurriculars right there.
If it gives you that nonstop O and you're grinding... 🤘🏻
If it gives you that nonstop O and you're grinding... 🤘🏻
January 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Girl, you're on some next level extracurriculars right there.
If it gives you that nonstop O and you're grinding... 🤘🏻
If it gives you that nonstop O and you're grinding... 🤘🏻
Went to class, went to lab.
Didn't blow myself up, didn't divide by zero.
...yet.
Forgot milk cultures REAL QUICK and left it at room temp in my bookbag for like 7 hours. 😔
Met with friends. Thought REALLY HARD about splurging on a Dominoes Pizza but wallet crying because being poor stopped me.
Didn't blow myself up, didn't divide by zero.
...yet.
Forgot milk cultures REAL QUICK and left it at room temp in my bookbag for like 7 hours. 😔
Met with friends. Thought REALLY HARD about splurging on a Dominoes Pizza but wallet crying because being poor stopped me.
January 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Went to class, went to lab.
Didn't blow myself up, didn't divide by zero.
...yet.
Forgot milk cultures REAL QUICK and left it at room temp in my bookbag for like 7 hours. 😔
Met with friends. Thought REALLY HARD about splurging on a Dominoes Pizza but wallet crying because being poor stopped me.
Didn't blow myself up, didn't divide by zero.
...yet.
Forgot milk cultures REAL QUICK and left it at room temp in my bookbag for like 7 hours. 😔
Met with friends. Thought REALLY HARD about splurging on a Dominoes Pizza but wallet crying because being poor stopped me.
...I mean... SHIT. There's a reason lesbians remember to remove all that tinsel, trim and file the nails before fun time...
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January 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
...I mean... SHIT. There's a reason lesbians remember to remove all that tinsel, trim and file the nails before fun time...
😦 I mean, I've had such gock to the point where (I really zombied hard so I couldn't remember) she asked me what my name was and she told me I kept saying "pancake".
But never bleeding, that sounds... 😨
But never bleeding, that sounds... 😨
January 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
😦 I mean, I've had such gock to the point where (I really zombied hard so I couldn't remember) she asked me what my name was and she told me I kept saying "pancake".
But never bleeding, that sounds... 😨
But never bleeding, that sounds... 😨
I really thought that was a Stable Diffusion AI theft of your face. 😵💫
Fucking AI is everywhere. Luckily, it's still you, possibly with a filter on top.
Fucking AI is everywhere. Luckily, it's still you, possibly with a filter on top.
January 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I really thought that was a Stable Diffusion AI theft of your face. 😵💫
Fucking AI is everywhere. Luckily, it's still you, possibly with a filter on top.
Fucking AI is everywhere. Luckily, it's still you, possibly with a filter on top.
Oh, maybe it was just a 'ya basic' raccoon?
I really thought it was a Tanuki. 🤷🏻♀️😅
I really thought it was a Tanuki. 🤷🏻♀️😅
January 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh, maybe it was just a 'ya basic' raccoon?
I really thought it was a Tanuki. 🤷🏻♀️😅
I really thought it was a Tanuki. 🤷🏻♀️😅
Nyaaaaaaaa!
A ✨Tanuki✨
Nothing is more witchy than having a shapeshifter for a familiar, especially one known for it's "enormous scrotum and testicles".
A ✨Tanuki✨
Nothing is more witchy than having a shapeshifter for a familiar, especially one known for it's "enormous scrotum and testicles".
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January 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nyaaaaaaaa!
A ✨Tanuki✨
Nothing is more witchy than having a shapeshifter for a familiar, especially one known for it's "enormous scrotum and testicles".
A ✨Tanuki✨
Nothing is more witchy than having a shapeshifter for a familiar, especially one known for it's "enormous scrotum and testicles".
If you got to drive, we have studded tires, but chains are good enough.
Cold is cold. What you don't want is to sweat. Because the cold can freeze you from the inside from your SWEAT. Make sure to take off layers if you get too hot.
Brake check yourself and on occasion to see how slippery it is.
Cold is cold. What you don't want is to sweat. Because the cold can freeze you from the inside from your SWEAT. Make sure to take off layers if you get too hot.
Brake check yourself and on occasion to see how slippery it is.
January 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you got to drive, we have studded tires, but chains are good enough.
Cold is cold. What you don't want is to sweat. Because the cold can freeze you from the inside from your SWEAT. Make sure to take off layers if you get too hot.
Brake check yourself and on occasion to see how slippery it is.
Cold is cold. What you don't want is to sweat. Because the cold can freeze you from the inside from your SWEAT. Make sure to take off layers if you get too hot.
Brake check yourself and on occasion to see how slippery it is.
Just for a reference, 55-65 is HOT for Summer up here.
January 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just for a reference, 55-65 is HOT for Summer up here.
I know the south is not prone to like -30 weather in January. But people are wearing shorts in the dead of winter.
Even 35 is WARM.
Even 35 is WARM.
January 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know the south is not prone to like -30 weather in January. But people are wearing shorts in the dead of winter.
Even 35 is WARM.
Even 35 is WARM.
I'm in Anchorage, Alaska.
IT'S RAINING OUT HERE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY.
I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.
IT'S RAINING OUT HERE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY.
I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.
January 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm in Anchorage, Alaska.
IT'S RAINING OUT HERE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY.
I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.
IT'S RAINING OUT HERE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY.
I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.
Does it look something like this?
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January 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Does it look something like this?
There's a shit ton of wild Monkshood here in Anchorage.
My bio prof was like, the easiest way to get away with murder is to pull one out and mix the root into someone's dinner unsuspectingly.
We'll all like 😦 how... do you know... this?
Has this been done before?
Why are you smiling like that?
My bio prof was like, the easiest way to get away with murder is to pull one out and mix the root into someone's dinner unsuspectingly.
We'll all like 😦 how... do you know... this?
Has this been done before?
Why are you smiling like that?
January 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
There's a shit ton of wild Monkshood here in Anchorage.
My bio prof was like, the easiest way to get away with murder is to pull one out and mix the root into someone's dinner unsuspectingly.
We'll all like 😦 how... do you know... this?
Has this been done before?
Why are you smiling like that?
My bio prof was like, the easiest way to get away with murder is to pull one out and mix the root into someone's dinner unsuspectingly.
We'll all like 😦 how... do you know... this?
Has this been done before?
Why are you smiling like that?
I think they meant 5'8" on a good day. 😋
January 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I think they meant 5'8" on a good day. 😋
I think the worst part is dealing with the monthly hormonal period.
A week-ish of hell that won't go away.
Drugs are placebos because the organs aren't there but the pain. THE PAIN.
A week-ish of hell that won't go away.
Drugs are placebos because the organs aren't there but the pain. THE PAIN.
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January 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I think the worst part is dealing with the monthly hormonal period.
A week-ish of hell that won't go away.
Drugs are placebos because the organs aren't there but the pain. THE PAIN.
A week-ish of hell that won't go away.
Drugs are placebos because the organs aren't there but the pain. THE PAIN.
I get desired by the wrong people though.
I don't like men, but women... 👀
But this is Anchorage, Alaska, a very MAGA PLACE.
If she/they are les, it's ultra super low key.
If I am outed as Trans, I have a pretty high chance of getting lynched.
I don't like men, but women... 👀
But this is Anchorage, Alaska, a very MAGA PLACE.
If she/they are les, it's ultra super low key.
If I am outed as Trans, I have a pretty high chance of getting lynched.
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I get desired by the wrong people though.
I don't like men, but women... 👀
But this is Anchorage, Alaska, a very MAGA PLACE.
If she/they are les, it's ultra super low key.
If I am outed as Trans, I have a pretty high chance of getting lynched.
I don't like men, but women... 👀
But this is Anchorage, Alaska, a very MAGA PLACE.
If she/they are les, it's ultra super low key.
If I am outed as Trans, I have a pretty high chance of getting lynched.
Also...
+1 sexy point for bringing her hot chocolate with marshmallows, whipping topping, and a caramel drizzle
+2 sexy points for back massage
+3 sexy points for foot massage
+4 sexy points for a candle lit hot bubble bath
+10 sexy points for not asking for sex after doing all the above
+1 sexy point for bringing her hot chocolate with marshmallows, whipping topping, and a caramel drizzle
+2 sexy points for back massage
+3 sexy points for foot massage
+4 sexy points for a candle lit hot bubble bath
+10 sexy points for not asking for sex after doing all the above
January 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Also...
+1 sexy point for bringing her hot chocolate with marshmallows, whipping topping, and a caramel drizzle
+2 sexy points for back massage
+3 sexy points for foot massage
+4 sexy points for a candle lit hot bubble bath
+10 sexy points for not asking for sex after doing all the above
+1 sexy point for bringing her hot chocolate with marshmallows, whipping topping, and a caramel drizzle
+2 sexy points for back massage
+3 sexy points for foot massage
+4 sexy points for a candle lit hot bubble bath
+10 sexy points for not asking for sex after doing all the above