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Thirst
October 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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if you tell me a semi looks good and it is not flat front you are wrong

give me v i s i b i l i t y
September 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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this ad is acting on my masculine urge to buy a semi truck(?)

fucking Christ, even if I had the money for that shit I would not be buying that disgusting ugly poo shit
September 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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reading my new doctor’s notes after the first visit and I think she’s a vampire
September 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Graphic Designer : so what vibe are you going with for your branding

Uncle Franky : ya ever done a madlib
August 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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slightly deflated (physically, not mentally) dollon sits next to a railroad track.
August 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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$2.50 tacos and wine at the same corner as a liquor store a block away from me goes pretty hard, Minneapolis….
holding a bag of tacos, a bag of alcohol, and the shoe visible has a noticeable soy sauce stain
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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$2500 pc + box wine + chicken nuggets + Airbnb TV = 😩
July 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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-2500HP
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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we out here
June 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Do you think the town appreciates seeing me playing Russelbuck, pent up pup, and hixbi fox at the stop lights
February 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I just fucking camed 🤠
February 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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YouTube shorts moment
February 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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yeah I use magnums
February 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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if you’re not on the sargento mailing list i don’t fuck with you
February 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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got a triple fortune cookie what does this mean
January 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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found this lil fella this morning
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
nood.dog
get yourself a girl who can roll your joints for you
Lilith rolls a fat ass joint
December 31, 2024 at 7:51 AM
nood.dog
When the target sample guy asks if I want a free sample
December 29, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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join the navy
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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I FEEL THE UNLIMITED POWER. EVERY SOUND IS ENTERING YM HEAD AT ONCE.

I AM A W O K E N
December 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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nvm it’s been half a week since getting my sansi holy shit. Best $30 of my life.
December 14, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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the difference after getting a proper grow light for my #cactus that’s been flaccid for a year now could be an ad for viagra (or the bulb).

bro is erect af after a week under the light
December 14, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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lily gave my bro a haircut and he looking slick af 😎
December 14, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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I can fix him…..
December 3, 2024 at 2:45 AM