getting unicorn hunted on Christmas truly turned my gloomy holiday around. no thank you, but… thank you.

who’s out buying tactical gear for the war on christmas

soaking in ambiguity until my toes wrinkle

hopefully I’ll get in fewer fights with AI apologists here than I did on threads

how about instead of telling me about your keto diet you just place a turd into my open palm

RIP twitter. I used to crush it on there.