I feel like I should clarify, this is mainly me saying "it would be good for me to know how to communicate and manage my own expectations so I don't hurt other people or trip myself up on my own assumptions", not "other people are messy and should follow a narrow set of rules just for my benefit"

Felt cute, might delete later (apparently I'm the kind of person who says stuff like that now, interesting)

It's all fun and games until someone brings out the cowbell...

"Hands Georg, who has to wear gloves the size of t-shirts, is an outlier and should not be counted"

Happy birthday! 🎉

Thank you, Missy! 🍰

Thank you, Mipha! 🍰

A motto everyone should live by

(for the record, I did not get hit by any cars off any size today)

It varies depending on the model.
Ford F-150? The acceptable number is zero.
Little Tykes Cozy Coupe? I could probably survive up to 15 of those.