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Nonplussed
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They/Them || Fandom Old || Chronic RPF Shipper
Currently into: #sk8theinfinity, #svsss, #hikarunogo, various other BL/GL/queer shit

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Chapter three, Shen Wenlang hasn't figured out how not to fuck things up with Gao Tu yet, but he might be getting closer to figuring out his own feelings?? Maybe?? Hopefully???

archiveofourown.org/works/734329...
He’s found Gao Tu, sure—Gao Tu, who smells like the perfect answer to his every question, and yet won’t fucking answer any actual questions Shen Wenlang asks. Who had forced Shen Wenlang into rut and didn’t regret it and would rather flee into the night than tell Shen Wenlang why. “So what if I’ve found him?” Shen Wenlang lets his head fall back against the chair with a thump. “What’s the fucking point of any of this?” What’s the fucking point of repeatedly trying to talk to Gao Tu when Gao Tu doesn’t want to talk to him? What’s the fucking point, when all he’ll ever have of Gao Tu is one shitty dinner with his shitty father?
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Chapter two is out, Shen Wenlang is slowly working through some facts (with no help from Hua Yong lol)

archiveofourown.org/works/734329...
“You think you’re so fucking funny,” Shen Wenlang snaps, while Hua Yong’s lips twitch to prove that he does. “I meant that he’s nothing like an Omega! If even a rabid schemer like you isn't an Omega, how could someone as good as Gao Tu be one?” Hua Yong raises an eyebrow. “And how could someone like you be an Alpha, when you’re nowhere near as good as Sheng-xiansheng.” He heaves a performative sigh. “Some people are just lucky, I suppose.” “Lucky? To be an Omega??”
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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New LangTu fix-it fic, because LBR we all want fix-it fic

🐺 Shen Wenlang/Gao Tu, Shen Wenlang & Hua Yong
🐰 Explicit
🐺 Tagged: Ep 16 time loop, get together
🐰 Ch 1: 3.6k words of SWL failing to talk to GT again and again, and HY finding that very funny

archiveofourown.org/works/734329...

#垂涎Desire
Title: fifty ways to leave your l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ baby-mama Summary: And one way to finally stop putting your foot in your mouth and make him stay AKA the ep16 time loop fic Author: nonplussed Excerpt: Gao Tu looks away, wets his lips again. “Those were my heats.” “Your heats? But you’re a—” Beta, Shen Wenlang almost says. Somehow, the fact that Gao Tu could be an Omega still hasn’t quite sunk in, despite hearing it over and over again from Hua Yong and Gao Tu’s father, despite seeing it in medical documents with Gao Tu’s name. Somehow it still doesn’t feel real, because the one person who hasn’t said it out loud is… “An Omega,” Gao Tu says, almost inaudibly. “I’m an Omega.”
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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New game podcast!

Join the creators as we chat about the behind-the-scenes of putting this MDZS/The Untamed fangame together! We'll also answer listener questions (which you can still submit if you're curious)!

Ep 1 here: archiveofourown.org/works/729987...
Title: The Weather Report - Gusu Summer Camp Behind the Scenes Podcast Art of the various characters from the Gusu Summer Camp Dating Sim
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Want a little help shipping Jiang Cheng with (nearly) everyone in Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim? Check out the game guide here!

(And psst, we've included patch notes for the latest version of the game, and there might be some new content...)

archiveofourown.org/works/692565...

#TheUntamed #MDZS
"Gusu Summer Camp: Game Hints & Tips" Art of various characters in the style of the fangame, which includes: Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian, Nie Huaisang, Lan Xichen, Meng Yao, Wen Qing, Wen Ning, and Lan Wangji
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Wanna play a cute #TheUntamed / #MDZS dating sim? I was part of a group of extremely talented artists and podficcers that made one!

🍇 Possible ships: #xicheng, #chengqing, #chengyao, #sangcheng and more!
🍇 Rated T
🍇 Playtime: 1-1.5h
🍇 Playable online or offline

archiveofourown.org/works/69256561
[Visual Novel] Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim - Expanded Edition Creators: carriecmoney, daisydiversions, Gavilan, ImpureLily, KeriArentikaiMultipods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, LadyEn_Multipods (LadyEn), nonplussed, semperfiona, shash_multivoice (sunkitten_shash), Wonderlandian_Geek, XxMiserySmilesxX Summary: Will Jiang Cheng find a date for the lantern lighting festival at the end of Gusu Summer Camp, or will he break Nie Huaisang's and Wei Wuxian's legs first? Play this fully voiced MDZS visual novel to find out! Average playtime: 1-1.5 hours Now updated with new content! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon) Language: English Relationships: Jiang Cheng & Nie Huaisang, Jiang Cheng & Wei Ying, Jiang Cheng/Wen Qing, Jiang ChengLan Xichen, Jiang Cheng/Meng Yao, Jiang Cheng/Nie Huaisang, Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian, Lan Xichen/Meng Yao Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Or Is It?That depends on you!, Multiple Endings, Fluff and Humor, Visual Novel, Notfic Cover art of "Gusu Summer Camp: A Dating Sim"
September 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Any fellow I Ship My Rival x Me fans here? I wrote silly fic for @daisydiversions.bsky.social for the Recency Bias Exchange!

💞 Gu Yiliang/Wei Yanzi
💞 2.8k words
💞 Rated Teen and up
💞 Tagged: Fluff and Crack, Humor, Post-Canon

archiveofourown.org/works/66727852
Title: NIANGZI IS RIO (But Ziniang, However...) Author: nonplussed Summary: Look, Wei Yanzi is very grateful for his fans. In fact, he's very, very grateful for his fans who are also Gu Yiliang's fans; those lion-hearted, eagle-eyed, gutter-minded fandom girlies who'd shipped them both so hard that even a former straight guy like Wei Yanzi himself had bent under the force of their fervent belief. BUT!!! Why do they always have to shove him down and throw him under the smutville bus like this?? Why? Is he? Always! The one bottoming?!?
July 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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New #Sk8TheInfinity fic, written for @daisydiversions.bsky.social and our hyperspecific intersection of fandoms!

🤍 Hikaru no Go AU!
🖤 1.6k words
🤍 Rated T
🖤 Fluff, Humor, elder gays #matchablossom guiding baby gays #renga (and placing bets on the side lol)

archiveofourown.org/works/66575083
Fic Title: Go to Infinity Author: nonplussed Summary: The Hikaru no Go AU that no one asked for Excerpt: The bell chimes for lunch, and Kyan Reki 2-dan sprawls backwards out of seiza with a groan. Across from him, Hasegawa Langa 3-dan looks up from his intense focus on the Goban to give him a small, hesitant smile. In the viewing room watching them both on screen, Sakurayashiki-Meijin smirks and says, “Double or nothing Reki surrenders mid-game.” Nanjo-Kisei scowls back. “I wouldn’t count Reki out just yet, princess, he’s got a trick or two up his sleeve. I should know—I taught him.”
July 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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There were so many great prompts to choose from for #mbweek2025 that I wanted to do as many as I can! Unfortunately I can only write so fast...so here's a #matchablossom 3 sentence ficlet serires filling some of these prompts!

archiveofourown.org/works/65646316
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences No Archive Warnings Apply Category:M/M Fandom:SK8 the Infinity (Anime) Relationship: Joe/Cherry Blossom Characters: Joe, Cherry Blossom, the rest of the gang are in some ficlets but not others Additional Tags: 3 Sentence Fiction, Fluff, Angst, Humor, how many (different) punctuation marks can I use and abuse...so something still counts—technically—as a single sentence; inquiring minds want to know Language: English Published: 2025-05-17 Words: 1,478 Chapters: 1/1 Matchablossom week 2025 prompts, with the following prompts circled: - Confessions/feelings realisation - Praise kink - Bickering - Size difference - Found family - Omegaverse AU - Nostalgia - Hair pulling - Travel/vacation
May 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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For the Omegaverse AU prompt of #mbweek2025 here's my fic with:

💚 Old married couple #matchablossom having an unexpected heat
🩷 Beta!Cherry/Omega!Joe
💚 5k words
🩷 Explicit (but mostly they just bicker and are comfortably domestic with each other lol)

archiveofourown.org/works/64634272
Title: not so much heat as a comfortable warmth Summary: Omega!Joe goes into unexpected heat. Beta!Cherry would like to go back to sleep. Excerpt: “The hell’re you doing?” Kaoru grumbles, squirming away from Kojiro's kisses with his eyes still closed. “Fuck’s wrong with you?” “Nothing’s wrong with me,” Kojiro protests, carding his fingers through Kaoru’s hair despite Kaoru’s warning growl and ineffectual flail. “I’m just—” “His body temperature is elevated and his pulse is fifteen percent above his baseline,” Carla answers. “He has sought out three hundred percent more skin contact than usual. These are likely to be signs of heat.” Rating: Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply Fandom: SK8 the Infinity (Anime) Relationship: Nanjo Kojiro | Joe/Sakurayashiki Kaoru | Cherry Blossom Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Established Relationship, Slice of Life, Multiple Orgasms, omega!Joe goes into heat, and decides not to take a sick day like the small business owner he is, beta!cherry is not amused, domestic old married couple matchablossom have a domestic old married heat, look they still have wet and dirty heat sex, with omegaverse-typical horny-degrading dirty talk, but also they spend more time in the market than in bed lol Published:2025-04-12 Words:5,229 Chapters:1/1
May 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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My Matchablossom bang fic is about to go live! If you wanna see teenage Kaoru and Kojiro dare each other into sexual shenanigans, keep an eye on this space!

And also keep an eye out for my partner @vampyrslutton.bsky.social's amazing art for this fic!

@matchablossombang.bsky.social
Matchablossom Bang, posting in May Snippet: “You back off,” Kojiro retorts, leaning in harder so Kaoru’s head is forced back a little. “I got here first—” “No, I got here first, stop following me—” “You’re the one who’s following me—” Kaoru presses his forehead back against Kojiro’s, but the stupid lump’s head must be made of stone because he doesn’t budge. Instead, his eyes dart down, flicking to Kaoru’s lips as if he has to see them move to understand his words. Thickhead. Kaoru’s about to say as much when he notices Kojiro’s scowl tilt up into a grin, the beginnings of his gonna-do-something-extra-stupid expression, and Kaoru feels a rush of adrenaline in his veins even before he knows what Kojiro’s about to do, which is— “What the fuck!” Kaoru reels back in shock. His lips tingle from the phantom pressure of—of—“Did you just…just kiss me?”
May 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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HOLY SHIT I got an incredible Tactical Breach Wizards Dessa/Jen fic for Candy Hearts! It's so good guys, it feels like something right out of the game aaaaaahh go read it guys I love it!!

archiveofourown.org/works/62896549
Fic Title: Fig. 2B: Brass Mask (Lost Wax) Author: Anonymous Summary: There's no getting it perfect, only fucking up and going on and -- always -- keeping her eye on that figure before her, brazen and sincere. Not Rated Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: F/F Fandom: Tactical Breach Wizards (Video Game) Relationship: Dessa Banks/Jen Kellen Additional Tags: Post-Canon Collections: Candy Hearts Exchange 2025 Words: 1,441
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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My #matchablossom fic is finally complete! After 11k words of fucking around, they're finally finding out (about each other's feelings)!

archiveofourown.org/works/619241...
Fic excerpt: Kojiro is certainly the more careful one when it comes to Kaoru’s health; he’d been the one to practically sit on Kaoru to get him to stay in the damn hospital. He’d also cheerfully narc'd on Kaoru every time he lied to his doctor about not having headaches or nausea, no matter how hard Kaoru glared. But even he has to admit that six straight days of “That’s to be expected for a concussion” and nothing else probably means Kaoru isn’t on the brink of death, and all of Kaoru’s scans have repeatedly come up clean. So when Kaoru falls asleep at Sia La Luce’s counter, Kojiro decides against wheeling him back to the hospital (where he’ll have to sit on an irritable Kaoru all night) and instead takes him home.
February 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Chapter 5/6: #matchablossom seeing each other again in Italy after a long time apart...wonder if it'll lead to any...inconvenient feelings.....

archiveofourown.org/works/619241...
Fic excerpt: But what if Kojiro’s the one who doesn’t recognise Kaoru? That’s stupid too, he thinks. But he finds himself unable to shake the thought as he nervously scans the faces of the people who’re beginning to stream out of arrivals. Surely he’ll recognise Kaoru, even if Kaoru has shaved his head and started wearing hawaiian shirts like Kojiro does, surely Kojiro will still know his face. He’s looked at their old photos often enough these last two years. Sometimes, he even sees Kaoru in his dreams.
February 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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chapter 4/6: #matchablossom and the art of denial of feelings in the teeth of all evidence

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fic excerpt: It’s not a date, Kojiro reminds himself for the tenth time that night. It can’t possibly be a date, because he and Kaoru don’t date, because they’re not boyfriends—they’re friends, yes, and also rivals, fellow skaters, ex-kindergarten-enemies, each other’s shadow and reflection and keeper of childhood grudges. And also people who sleep with each other sometimes, but not boyfriends.
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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chapter 3/6 of the #matchablossom 5+1 fic: shit has gone down (but at least they have each other, even if they're still pretending they don't)

archiveofourown.org/works/619241...
Fic excerpt: “Idiot,” Kaoru snaps, interrupting Kojiro’s thoughts. Before Kojiro can offer an insult in return, Kaoru sinks his hands into Kojiro’s hair and pulls him in for a brutal kiss. And maybe Kaoru is a mind-reader after all, because it turns out this is exactly what Kojiro needs. His body needs to move, to push and pull, to hurt and be hurt. To hold and be held. To let the flood of pleasure wash away the unpleasantness of his thoughts, leaving behind only the clean, uncomplicated goodness of Kaoru’s skin warm against his own skin, Kaoru’s body straining and shaking underneath his own body.
January 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Next, another #svsss filk, this one about Binghe crawling out of the abyss and still having to chase down his recalcitrant Shizun in Jin Lan City. Very silly and catchy as it's based on APT. Also ft. @theimpurelily.bsky.social as the System!

archiveofourown.org/works/62084341
Incredible cover art by daisydiversions: featuring a yowling kitty channeling all of Binghe's frustration and despair as he sings 'Ah, Shizun' Written by nonplussed. Recorded by nonplussed and ImpureLily
January 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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chapter 2/6 of the #matchablossom 5+1 fic: in which no one is jealous of Adam at all, of course not, what's there to be jealous about when Kaoru and Kojiro are just messing around anyway

archiveofourown.org/works/619241...
Fic excerpt: But as they’re all leaving later that night, Adam pauses in front of Kaoru and says, “Oh, new piercing?” Kaoru blinks up at Adam. “What?” “This.” Without any warning, Adam is suddenly leaning too close to Kaoru, raising a hand to Kaoru’s face to stroke a far-too-proprietary thumb over Kaoru’s brow. Under the glow of the streetlights, Kojiro can clearly see a blush rising in Kaoru’s neck. “It becomes you,” Adam adds, with a tone of voice that Kojiro does not like at all.
January 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Made a couple of fun, silly things for my first Voiceteam Mystery Box!

First, a #scumvillain filk of Rewrite The Stars from The Greatest Showman...except it's a duet between SQQ and SQH, so of course instead it's Rewrite This Trash 😎😎

archiveofourown.org/works/62106901
This gloriously delightful cover art by mulberry_graceful shows an angry cucumber and an angry airplane sitting in nearly chairs, in nearly identical rooms full of nearly identical Binghe merch, yelling "Rewrite this Trash, filk by nonplussed" at each other
January 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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New year, new ship! here's chapter 1/6 of my first #sk8theinfinity fic, with:

🛹 #matchablossom having sex through the years...and not talking about it lol
🛹 mutual pining for the person you're hooking up with
🛹 will they ever get together? read on to find out

archiveofourown.org/works/619241...
Title: Five Times Cherry And Joe Fuck Summary: And one time they don't (but that's okay) Excerpt: “They gone yet?” Kojiro whispers into Kaoru’s ear. Kaoru makes an annoyed noise and tries to shove him back, but all it does is press their bodies closer together in the closet they’re hiding in. Kojiro finds himself grinning, heart still pounding with adrenaline. “Not yet,” Kaoru whispers back. It's not a surprise; the sound of the teachers yelling their names is still clearly audible. What is a surprise is the pleasant shudder that runs down Kojiro’s spine from Kaoru’s hot breath across his ear. Rating: explicit Archive warning: underage sex Fandom: SK8 the infinity Relationship: Joe/Cherry Additional tags: Getting Together, Mutual Pining, 5+1 Things, Canon Compliant, if you assume they were fucking the entire time in canon off screen, they were horny and emotionally constipated teenagers, who became the more horny and more emotionally constipated adults we know and love lol
January 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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what are 4 fics (or fewer) that you'd tell people to read if they want to get to know you as a fic author? ignore hits, ignore kudos–simply vibe.

here we go, with links and chat before!
title: make every minute count (against me) fandom: MDZS/the Untamed rating: explicit ship: Lan Xichen/Jin Guangyao/Nie Mingjue words: 1869 Written for the prompt: "Nielan are married and Meng Yao is sleeping with both LXC and NMJ, under the impression they're cheating on each other with him. He's fine with being The Other Other Man for now - it's not like he's the one who's married, after all. Meanwhile nielan are under the impression they're wooing him into being their third partner." excerpt: “Oh—” Xichen gasps, and reaches down to clench a fist in Meng Yao’s hair to pull him away. The sharp tug sends an urgent jolt down his spine, and he thrusts helplessly against Xichen’s calf again, barely noticing when Xichen reaches into his back pocket with his other hand to... to pull out his phone, oh, that’s where the buzzing is coming from. “It’s my husband,” he murmurs, and answers the call with Meng Yao still caught tight in one hand, his cock jutting out of his unzipped pants, wet and obscene. “Hello?” title: Five Times Wen Qing Writes to Jiang Yanli fandom: MDZS/the Untamed rating: T ship: Jiang Yanli/Wen Qing words: 12129 summary: And one time they have the chance to speak. excerpt: To the honoured first daughter of the Jiang Sect, Where on earth did you find such an elaborately tasteless and ostentatiously over-decorated comb? Surely the shop can’t still be in business? The short note from ‘Jiang Wanyin’ poorly hidden in the dangling peach ornament was a particularly inspired touch. As was the sheer volume of adjectives you filled it with to describe my eyes. Perhaps if Wen Chao weren’t so obsessed with memorising each word so that he can make terrible, highly specific jokes in my hearing, he would have had his men look harder for hidden messages, and found your letter stitched inside the cushion just underneath. title: Dad Joke fandom: KinnPorsche The Series rating: T ship: Chay & Macau, Pete & Macau words: 3124 summary: Technically written for day 1 of VP Fan Week for the prompt 'fake relationship', except there is no fake dating in this fic. There is, however, fake dad-ing title: a patient kind of guy fandom: Be My Favorite rating: explicit ship: Pisaeng/Kawi words: 6100 summary: Or, four First Times that Pisaeng has (and one time that isn't quite anyone's first)
November 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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And if you wanna play the game for yourself, you can! Four possible endgame ships for our favourite purple grape (and a few secret sideships as a bonus!)

archiveofourown.org/works/58119751
cover art for Gusu Summer Camp: a dating sim features LXC, MY, LWJ, JC, WWX, NHS, WQ, and WN in an idyllic spot in the back hills of Gusu
October 19, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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Me and my friends made a whole #mdzs visual novel! Do you wanna see if NHS and WWX can find JC a date? Play the game and find out! (Playtime ~30-60min, rated T)

archiveofourown.org/works/58119751
Cover page for Gusu Summer Camp: a dating sim. Various MDZS characters are drawn together in the back hills of Gusu
September 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Back to my #mdzs roots, have a spicy nieyao pwp

💦 3.3k words, 4 orgasms
💦 mildly dubcon fuck-or-die
💦 trans!mengyao x his Sect Leader, whom he's surely never had sexy thoughts about, and who's never had sexy thoughts about him oh no, of course not, never

archiveofourown.org/works/57293011
Title: Wedding Night Author: Nonplussed Summary: A PWP written for an anonymous prompt requesting: nieyao + fuck or die + trans character Excerpt: Meng Yao’s eyes flutter open. His pupils are blown so wide, but they focus on Mingjue just fine. “You’re…” He licks his lips in a quick movement that Mingjue helplessly follows with his eyes. “Why are you wearing wedding robes, Zongzhu? A woman’s wedding robes?” “We have to have sex to free you,” Mingjue spits out bluntly. “Huaisang says this isn’t so much a curse as an ancient wedding ritual.” Rating: Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Relationship: Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Nie Mingjue Additional Tags: Trans Meng Yao, Mildly Dubious Consent, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Fingering, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fuck Or Die Collections: Battleship 2024 - Team Volcano Published: 2024-07-25 Words: 3,327 Chapters: 1/1
August 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Kiseki: Dear To Me friends, I come bearing chenai smut fic!

📞 2.6k words
📞 of possessive, exhibitionist smut, set post-canon
📞 Chen Yi picks up a call during sex. Ai Di continues the sex-ing despite it
📞 Chen Yi regrets it a little. The boss regrets it a lot

archiveofourown.org/works/56615983
Title: no he ain't hung up on you Author: nonplussed Excerpt: Ai Di is on fire, stretched out nearly naked under the furnace of Chen Yi’s body, when Chen Yi’s phone rings. “Ignore it,” Ai Di snaps, but Chen Yi is already twisting out of Ai Di’s arms to snatch his phone off the bedside table, leaving the front of Ai Di’s sweat-slicked chest cold. “Fuck’s sake, don’t bloody pick up—” But Chen Yi only stares mutely at his phone’s screen. He darts Ai Di a quick look before turning away to answer the phone with a quiet, “Boss?” and Ai Di feels an entirely different kind of fire light him up on the inside.
June 15, 2024 at 1:10 PM