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Lynn
@nonlynnear.bsky.social
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My body is 32.3333% (repeating, of course) video games.
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In #Bloodborne the Kos Parasite is actually the slug like thing on the bottom left side of the art. This matches the tentacles that you use as weapons when you are a Lumenwood.

The rest of what’s pictured Is a crinoid. This is likely to convey the ocean’s depth and age of the parasite.
The in-game item description art for the Kos Parasite. A red box has been drawn around the bottom-left segment and a blue box has been drawn around the middle and upper-right segment. A scanned page of Ernst Henkle’s drawings of crinoids from a collection of his works. A blue box has been drawn around the left-most illustration of a crinoid
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Agent Stan
Online article title: Agent 47 Teams Up With Eminem To Kill Slim Shady In New Hitman Update
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Bill’s worried.
Animal crossing screenshot. Play character looks directly at the camera with an almost stupid wide-eyed stare. Bill is off to the left of the image giving some side eye as he walks away.
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Upgraded my Switch 2, couldn’t have done it without a physical copy of a Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise.
A Switch 2 lying face down on a cloth. A large sticker with the text “Shit Balls!” printed in a bombastic font has been placed over the logo.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Surprised pikachu meme.
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Found a fossil on my morning walk
Small White stegosaurus shaped object on pavement
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This is my new favorite aggressively stupid movie
Picture of a black mariachi hat hanging on a restaurant wall with two matching katana mounted beneath it.
October 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I wasn’t always like this 😩
Three panel scene with Mr Burns trying to make small talk with Lisa Simpson. Each panel is captioned. Panel 1: Mr Burns asks “so what do you think of today’s popular music scene?” Panel 2: Lisa responds “I think it distracts people from more important social issues.” Panel 3: Mr Burns retorts “My god, are you always on?”
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I really need some #Nightreign friends lol this is the penalty after some afks
A screenshot of nightreigns deep of night mode where the player has lost all their cap
September 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I respect it as an idea.
September 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Why does the spider have boobs?
Stock photo of Monster Hunter MonDefo Plush Lala Barina.
August 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I honestly wouldn’t take a single person defending this seriously, but if you want to know about why it’s insane. One of these comes with a disc that has the game on it and the other does not 🫠
Screenshot of Bluesky post from cheap ass gamers advertising persona game key card for switch 2 for $65.09 and physical disc version for ps5 for $20
July 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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She’s just a little gal
VF-1S Valkyrie in Gerwalk mode from Macross with Skull Squadron markings and yellow highlights. Alternatively referred to as a Veritech fighter in Guardian configuration.
July 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I imagine this sounds trite, but I genuinely liked their cargo shorts BUT I will NEVER give another $ to this Nazi garbage. Thanks for saying the quiet part out loud. @americaneagle1977.bsky.social
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Welcome to San Diego SDCC attendants ❤️
Scene from SpongeBob of Squidward and Bubble Bass arriving at the shared entrance of the Clarinet convention and comic convention. A banner reading “welcome nerds + slobs” hangs over their heads.
July 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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In high school, this character design activated all of the neurons and is likely the vector for my cloak bias.
Chloe from the anime Noir. A thin young woman wearing a black body suit with thigh length leggings, knee high boots with armored accents and kneepads, and a desaturation green cloak with a high collar. Chloe from Noir kneeling with her right arm extended outward with dagger in hand. It looks like she is at the end of a slashing motion. A close up of Chloe from Noir with three bodies of men in suits behind her. Her expression is one of being mildly inconvenienced.
July 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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It’s all thanks to Yuki Kajiura and Bee Train.
A scene from the anime series Noir. Up on a partially constructed multi story building, a high school age girl sits at the end of a construction girder with her feet dangling over an open space. She is looking at an item in her cupped hands. The background is a twilight sky with an orange-red sun centered on her. In the foreground is a young woman looking in her direction.
July 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I play Nightreign with mostly pugs and if I see this trash I just leave.
July 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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If you have a job in sales you should be very, very worried about AI.
Text from a Google search about Zelda ToTK on switch 2: People also ask: Can I play Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2? AI Overview: Yes, you can play The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on the Nintendo Switch 2. In fact, there's a Nintendo Switch 2 Edition of Tears of the Kingdom specifically designed for the new console. You can either purchase this new version or, if you already own the original Switch version, you can purchase an upgrade pack to play the enhanced version on your Switch 2.
June 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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A piece of paper crumpled into a ball
June 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Capitalism so advanced we have government agencies reporting death on a fiscal basis.
Photo of text from medical report: COVID-19 DEATHS 260 total deaths fiscal year-to-date 2.8 4-week average 0.8 deaths (per million)
May 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I love this one brain cell baby so much
May 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My proposal for a better polycule bed.

VCs inquire by DM
Squidward, Patrick, and Gary sleeping on SpongeBob in the shape of a mattress.
May 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I’m not interested in discussing whether this is good or bad policy, but I would like to point out that it’s a socialist policy.
Text only image: “Trump White House is reportedly considering offering new mothers a “baby bonus” of $5,000 to encourage people to have more children.”
May 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Dang, Google came for Demon’s Souls
Text from Google’s “People Ask” feature. Question: Can you play Demon Souls on PS3? Answer: Demon's Souls was made for the PS3 exclusively and it shows.
April 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM