why sometimes when i wake up it's super dark and i'm not ready to be awake

kill hundreds of human beings: wow i'm so good at this video game
kill this demon hellspawn dog: wait am i the bad guy?

i'm very close to uncovering something big

you have a time machine and use it to go back to 1990. you record shitty covers of every important song from 1990-2025 and make it historically verifiable, like you mail it to abraham lincoln or w/e. you come back to the present and reveal these recordings

my question is would that unravel society

swish

my new earbuds are noise cancelling and whenever they do it it feels like my tinnitus. i wonder if i'm not just reinforcing whatever neural pathways gave me whatever tinnitus is in the first place

nvm i figured it out

imagine planes had an innate fear of heights and yet we continued to do this to them

planes have the most wheels of any vehicle and they don't even want to be on the ground

i was hoping this would be about how many blueberries would fit inside jupiter

how come the sun is so bright when you wanna look at it

if i see one more skateboard clip where they only show the trick in slow-mo i'm going to lose it

horror story in two photos