I’ll be stealing breadsticks off of other people‘s plate at Olive Garden and when they confront me, I say “what they are endless you’ll get more”

Damn guys idk if it’s the rain, the illness, the government or the that 9 people have quit or been fired from my job since October but I’m SAD.

It’s probably this cough though.

Can new england secede?

With the SCOTUS ruling that the president cannot be held liable for any actions thinking of what could happen is scary.

I would love to move away but that’s scary too.

Like what do I actually do. I don’t want to withdrawal from the WHO. I don’t want to be governed by people who lack consequence and are so against a safe, healthy, educated society.

And I really don’t know how to help myself and to help the world around me to make it better.

They should make an apron for washing dishes

willem dafoe loves to be in movies

Wow this dude is a busy writer!

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

Damn I didn’t know Duolingo was WOKE

😬

Who is fucking all the Forrests?!??!

Bro holy shit it’s fucking squidward

They’ll have to pry my raw milk out of my cold dead hands

HELLO!…hello!…….hello……..