PaulaB
@nonibaloney.bsky.social
Wife/mother/Noni Here for the civil discourse and shenanigans. Empathy doesn’t necessarily equate to sympathy. Background in EMS, SpEd, and good trouble. Hog fan. DMs are off bc NO is a misunderstood concept. Bless your little Y chromosomes.
They are some sneaky bastids. 😆
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They are some sneaky bastids. 😆
I thought antifa was in Portland, MAINE, not Oregon. Would not surprise me at all if Orange Julius Caesar picked the wrong coast. What a dumbass.
October 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I thought antifa was in Portland, MAINE, not Oregon. Would not surprise me at all if Orange Julius Caesar picked the wrong coast. What a dumbass.
Oh man, I just sprayed mom’s spaghetti all over the place 🤣
September 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh man, I just sprayed mom’s spaghetti all over the place 🤣
So when the hair grows back on his leg, he can style Charlie’s facial hair.
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So when the hair grows back on his leg, he can style Charlie’s facial hair.
Sorry I missed this. I’m taking a break from being southern and have returned to the homeland.
September 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sorry I missed this. I’m taking a break from being southern and have returned to the homeland.
So. Stinkin. Cute.
a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' .
ALT: a cartoon leopard is wearing a police uniform and saying `` so cute !! '' .
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September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So. Stinkin. Cute.
Thanks for the well wishes! Just 7 hours and then I’ll just be another 7 hours from a month long stay in Maine, so it’s a necessary evil.
September 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Thanks for the well wishes! Just 7 hours and then I’ll just be another 7 hours from a month long stay in Maine, so it’s a necessary evil.
Good morning Michelle! It’s also drive from Indianapolis to Buffalo day. Yay.
September 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Good morning Michelle! It’s also drive from Indianapolis to Buffalo day. Yay.
A thought placed in her little pea brain by her gaslighting vampire of a husband.
September 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A thought placed in her little pea brain by her gaslighting vampire of a husband.
You could totally do a He was expendable poster with that balloon with teeth face AI’d on a poster for They Were Expendable. Or is it too soon?
Sometimes I hate being so dark. But not tonight.
Sometimes I hate being so dark. But not tonight.
September 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You could totally do a He was expendable poster with that balloon with teeth face AI’d on a poster for They Were Expendable. Or is it too soon?
Sometimes I hate being so dark. But not tonight.
Sometimes I hate being so dark. But not tonight.
Silly me, I thought that was exactly the intent of vaccines.
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Silly me, I thought that was exactly the intent of vaccines.
Not to be dark, but whenever the time comes, I would like to have my funeral on 9/5, just so I can literally be late for my own funeral. Also-Happy Birthday Mr. Michelle
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Not to be dark, but whenever the time comes, I would like to have my funeral on 9/5, just so I can literally be late for my own funeral. Also-Happy Birthday Mr. Michelle
Someone got up on the wrong side of life. Sheesh 🙄
September 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Someone got up on the wrong side of life. Sheesh 🙄
Can a soul even be re-grown?
a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a face
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a face
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September 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Can a soul even be re-grown?
Ngl, I totally read “crown jewel” as clown jewel. Which somehow seems closer to the truth if I’m being honest.
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ngl, I totally read “crown jewel” as clown jewel. Which somehow seems closer to the truth if I’m being honest.
Foxglove flowers would do the trick too.
August 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Foxglove flowers would do the trick too.
I’m here for them eating each other. And I mean in the cannibalistic way, not the good way.
August 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m here for them eating each other. And I mean in the cannibalistic way, not the good way.
Gah I hope they’re on abx after being in Melanie’s “area”. 😬
August 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Gah I hope they’re on abx after being in Melanie’s “area”. 😬
Sometimes you’re a hummingbird, and sometimes you just gotta go stabby stabby.
August 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sometimes you’re a hummingbird, and sometimes you just gotta go stabby stabby.
Home! I will be there in 3 weeks. May not leave.
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Home! I will be there in 3 weeks. May not leave.